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  1. M O N S T E R

    PvP kills: what % would you do for real?

    M O N S T E R replied to Stukov's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I probably wouldn't get my hands on an M16 IRL. -MONSTER
  2. M O N S T E R

    I got killed by a server hopper. I quit.

    M O N S T E R replied to SP00KEH's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Says the guy trying to lecture a forum. Give up. -MONSTER
  3. M O N S T E R

    My name is Dr. Phil, and I'm here to help you.

    M O N S T E R replied to Doyle McPoyle's topic in New Player Discussion

    [suggestive and off topic. Removed. Direct complaints/questions/rants towards Ubi] [EDIT: I'M WEARING A WHITE SHIRT GOD DAMN IT.] This may or may not work. -MONSTER
  4. M O N S T E R

    I got killed by a server hopper. I quit.

    M O N S T E R replied to SP00KEH's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Almost 100% of your posts can be found in this bitch-fest. How does it feel knowing that the entire Day-Z community knows full well just how flamboyantly pathetic you are? You're exactly like every other prick that runs around, making sure everyone in the universe knows how much they dislike something - going out of your way to demean any person who may say otherwise. I'd recommend getting a life - but you'd just waste it on this forum, ranting on about people who happen to reply to your pathetic attempt at attention-seeking. Oh.. 'by the way', I end my posts with my username because I feel like it - what's it to you, wuss? -MONSTER
  5. M O N S T E R

    My name is Dr. Phil, and I'm here to help you.

    M O N S T E R replied to Doyle McPoyle's topic in New Player Discussion

    I have boobs. How to get better? -MONSTER
  6. M O N S T E R

    I got killed by a server hopper. I quit.

    M O N S T E R replied to SP00KEH's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    And you still haven't left. -MONSTER
  7. M O N S T E R

    using a mic with DayZ

    M O N S T E R replied to Sinsinful's topic in New Player Discussion

    For the in game communication to work, you also need to be within a set distance from the person you wish to speak to. It's not very far at all, so be careful when approaching people. -MONSTER
  8. M O N S T E R

    My First Adventure

    M O N S T E R replied to fuckthisgame's topic in New Player Discussion

    Hey, I can't hear you. I think your voice just shrunk to that of a lady-bugg's. If you're trying to get a message across, use your big-boy voice. -MONSTER
  9. M O N S T E R

    Prove Me Wrong

    M O N S T E R replied to bennyandthejets's topic in New Player Discussion

    Boobies. Your argument is now invalid. -MONSTER
  10. M O N S T E R

    cant run

    M O N S T E R replied to cainhawk's topic in New Player Discussion

    Right-click quickly, once. -MONSTER
  11. M O N S T E R

    NYAN BUS!!!!!!!!!!

    M O N S T E R replied to vane's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Maybe make a vid of when you find people with said Nyan Bus. -MONSTER
  12. M O N S T E R

    NYAN BUS!!!!!!!!!!

    M O N S T E R replied to vane's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I love this. -MONSTER
  13. M O N S T E R

    I got killed by a server hopper. I quit.

    M O N S T E R replied to SP00KEH's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I think people are taking this a little too personally - the OP hasn't responded in a fair while, why are the posts still coming in? I think letting this thread die is a better option than constantly updating it with the same thing that's been said countless times already. -MONSTER
  14. M O N S T E R

    New Radio Station only for survivors!

    M O N S T E R replied to Dr. Vaan MD's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Ready to Die - Andrew W.K -MONSTER
  15. M O N S T E R
    Interesting ideas - all of which given before in other zombie-related thingies. AI is already buggy however - freezing zombies, despawning and what not. Would it be a wise decision to invest in this kind of thing now or would it be better to wait until the alpha has smoothed out some? Normal zombies shouldn't be immune to physical damage though, I have to protest. They should just be more resilient. All-in-all, well thought-out ideas and logic behind them, as expected of Burro. -MONSTER
  16. M O N S T E R

    I have become a monster..

    M O N S T E R replied to ChinWooMan's topic in New Player Discussion

    He had beginner's luck :lol: -MONSTER
  17. M O N S T E R

    To the poor guy I killed in Stary Sobor

    M O N S T E R replied to BillyBobJoe (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Pointless post is also pointless. But entertaining. Please, continue. -MONSTER
  18. M O N S T E R

    Barbed wire removal

    M O N S T E R replied to s2ua7's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Shall I add this to the 'Do's and Dont's of Day Z' thread? -MONSTER
  19. M O N S T E R

    Thirst and Hunger?

    M O N S T E R replied to squurellkiller's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Did you know that a can of beans, pasta or sardines can give you the energy to jog unto eternity? True story. -MONSTER
  20. M O N S T E R

    Barbed wire removal

    M O N S T E R replied to s2ua7's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Why not just jump over it? -MONSTER
  21. M O N S T E R

    New Radio Station only for survivors!

    M O N S T E R replied to Dr. Vaan MD's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    So... Who actually would listen to this? I would. -MONSTER
  22. M O N S T E R

    I got killed by a server hopper. I quit.

    M O N S T E R replied to SP00KEH's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Blasphemy. -MONSTER
  23. M O N S T E R

    Why do Bandits exist?

    M O N S T E R replied to HondoSolo's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    He didn't deserve to die. -MONSTER
  24. M O N S T E R

    DayZ Do's and Don'ts

    M O N S T E R replied to Jack Lz's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Do; - Bind surrender key. Don't; - Alt + F4 in a conflict. - Server Hop - Hack - Bitch on Forums -MONSTER
  25. M O N S T E R

    In 10 minutes...

    M O N S T E R replied to adamtheheretic's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Hey, you didn't break your legs running through the house, school or store. That's the weirdest part. -MONSTER
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