M O N S T E R

Your bowels should reverse their orientation upon death and instead you'd throw up your faeces. Would deter people from looting you from the head-down at least. -MONSTER

Lack of blood = Not good enough -MONSTER

Smoke grenades should do the trick. -MONSTER

Burnt into my memories forever. -MONSTER

Here we go again. -MONSTER

I hate to say this and I hate everyone else who says it too but; this is in alpha. Until things are polished, hackers aren't the biggest problem right now. Speak to the admin of the server about it - join another server, do something for yourself instead of whining at the Dev team. It obviously doesn't work so why do people keep trying? Moral of the story; Try again. -MONSTER

Maybe OP lost his stats every time and decided that everyone has the same thing? Maybe OP is assuming too much. >:( -MONSTER

Will you name him Max and speak German to him? Because if you don't, he won't survive any kind of conflict. -MONSTER

Mr. Phil isn't in right now, but I can take a crack~ In regards to how society works now, there is not much one person can do. If you wanted to barter with people and trade goods as though an actual community was working together - then you'd have to organise this beforehand - you'll find death if you try it on the spot with a majority of the other survivors. As for your noobishness; This can be easily remedied by having a guide to show you some things in-game. I asked Acebane to show me around and he did so without question, giving me a variety of knowledge and experience to help shape my own play-style. If it wasn't for him, I'd still be crawling through houses looking for weapons to this very moment. Where it's had to find any kind of friendship in a game such a this - the players when spoken to beyond the virtual reality are often easy to communicate with and extremely helpful. Don't be bashful now~ -MONSTER [EDIT: Your text is pink. Feel the power of my colours~!]

Was that a sex joke? -MONSTER

Well done Bob, I'll be sure to message you next time I need saving ;) -MONSTER

Only if I can fashion a saddle and ride it through the NW airfield. If not GTFO. -MONSTER

With all the CONSTANT REMINDERS IN EVERY SINGLE THREAD, how could anyone FORGET this is in alpha? -MONSTER

Or you could; Shoot them. -MONSTER

I have yet to get my hands on a sniper. My post is pointless. Boobies. -MONSTER

I would like to see a genuine fire-fight throughout an entire city in a vie for control of it's resources. That would be awesome~ -MONSTER

My last death involved an embarrassing point-blank miss from my shotgun and an enemy's makarov filling me up nicely. Wanna fight about it? -MONSTER

I've killed two players so far - both done by closing my eyes and rapidly clicking. Whether or not these two were hostile or not is up to your imagination (I will never tell~), but in the end the only thing that matters is who is left standing with all the gear. That would be me. -MONSTER

Fires attract zombies and players both - use in secluded areas. It may also be a good idea to get the necessary equipment before heading to the NW airfield in the first place. In the end, if worse comes to worst - kill yourself and respawn. Your friend can carry your crap back to you! -MONSTER

Flash-lights comes in axe shapes now? -MONSTER

The only way to do this would be to have them strip for you, now see in this game most people would rather shoot you than entertain you with the sway of their hips. In the end, the best and probably only way to score yourself a camo suit is to loot it. [Whether that be from another player's stash or from a random spot.] -MONSTER

Don't be friendly with people - stay the hell away from them unless you have the upper-hand. Friendships aren't often made in this game. If you need to learn the controls, do the tutorial for Arma 2. -MONSTER

That is a picture of when I was 14 years old, surely I've had enough time to put it on my PC :lol: I was categorised as 'Emo' back then too, unfortunately. Myspace was my thing, definitely - the sideways glare was a Myspace shot in it's most basic form lol. I do have another picture of when I was 19 - I can post that if you'd like to oggle me further. On a side note; you think I'm attractive? D'aww. Most people just outright call me male. I was in that business until recently - ruins boobs for you. :( -MONSTER

It's a game - the creator can't distinguish between simple entertainment and work. Good for him. -MONSTER

Mother fuckah look at me I'm standing in the water behind the boat! -MONSTER