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You only have the ability to made those decent and master-pacific missions because of the way Arma is built. Now then, remember that THIS ISN'T ARMA. Nor is it being developed by the bloody team! Why don't you go and give Rocket your resume, get recruited and sort this shit out yourself then? Your ideals are just that - ideals. You may think you're the first person to come up with these ideas, but I could probably point out a few people off the top of my head who have already been through this crap before. Day Z is Day Z, not an optimized triple-A title (those of which STILL get bitched about, people are never fucking happy). Instead of deciding what would make a game better, enjoy it for what it is. Or don't - just leave without a word if it's the latter. Not like we're begging you to stay. -MONSTER

You can throw/drop flares. Don't stand on top of it. -MONSTER

That sucks. -MONSTER

This made me smile. BEANS~ -MONSTER

That... Made me jump a little. -MONSTER

Why do you have to question how I format my posts? -MONSTER

You're outta the loop buddy - we all got the email with the passwords for every server. -MONSTER

'F'. -MONSTER

Why hasn't this thread died yet...? -MONSTER

Way to put your foot down on the matter, dcskill~! :wub: -MONSTER

WTF WHERE'S MY BIKE?! -MONSTER

Loading times for the Day Z mod are ridiculous all-together, whether your character is fresh or not. As for getting into a different game... Bravo. -MONSTER

Or you could just walk around them... -MONSTER

Your IRL friends have obviously never played CoD for longer than two seconds before turning their noses up at it. Nobody asks you to drop your shit on that. -MONSTER

Yeah, I'd have to agree with everyone else; the Grocery store is where you wanna be if you're looking for some feed. -MONSTER

Lol@ your lolling@ my logic? Then it's his fault he got into that position in the first place. Just bandage yourself for goodness sake. And I'm guessing from your post that you aren't with him? Then he doesn't have the ability to gain any blood from a transfusion because it takes two to tango. Maybe if you find him you could transfuse him while he bandages himself? Oooh, good idea. Way to think for yourself. Seriously, there is only two options here and two people working together to get the problem solved. Did doing both never cross your mind? LOL @ YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LOGIC. That is all. -MONSTER

Do you give a step-by-step guide on every thread you reply to? What if it's a statement rather than a question? -MONSTER

People with nothing to do in a game with no end. -MONSTER

This makes kittens cry. -MONSTER

Lol @ this thread. Instead of faffing about with making him disconnect and wait for the answers to come to you both like a blinking lightbulb; how about you just let him die in a secluded area, guard his gear until he comes back to get it? -MONSTER

Did he have big feet? How about a single, large foot? -MONSTER

Telling you to put things on the floor, then killing you. Weird fetishes. Get used to the lack of logic in here and on the internet in general. -MONSTER

People attempted to do this in Cherno just earlier - unfortunately for them, they failed to notice the gap at the end. Walking past traps is my favourite past-time, y'know? -MONSTER

So uhh... What do you have for lunch every day? Is it as perfect as mine? My perfect lunch would include a delightfully wholesome serving of canned pasta, with added chem-light fluid for the salty taste. An open bottle of whiskey with some diesel to wash it down. And for dessert... Maybe a box of pain-killers. -MONSTER

Google maps - Paris -MONSTER