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The battle-eye update actually fixed my graphical bugs. WTF to that. -MONSTER

Spamming about spam. Spammer. -MONSTER

Your character is just getting tired. -MONSTER

Alt+F4 haters versus Fan-boys. FIGHT~! -MONSTER

I found it funny. Maybe you're broken. -MONSTER

Fair fights are few and far between, even without hax. -MONSTER

D'aww. "Oh shit, I'm being shot at in a game where I can get shot at. Screw this, I'm finding a different server." -MONSTER

Don't be dissin' on CoD! -MONSTER

Videos, screenshots, hope the hacker doesn't have godmode on and simply wait patiently. You do not have the power to stop hacking - you are a bystander in an action movie, all you can do it wait for things to settle themselves out. -MONSTER

Your face is a mod >:( -MONSTER

OP is so right, I'm leaving too. -MONSTER

Just in case someone doesn't know this; There is a game out already that involves a death-match type gameplay between Joker henchmen and Batman vigilantes. It was average. -MONSTER

No, I don't think we have. -MONSTER

Elektro isn't scary when you have 4 snipers covering your ass :lol: [Especially when you're one of the snipers~] Good story, good work and good attitudes from all involved. -MONSTER

This mod doesn't save my gear every second - not good enough. I quit. -MONSTER

Can't walk through doors sideways either. Oh and yeah, women don't understand chivalry. Sup. -MONSTER

That's me in the photo. My sexy balding head is sexy and balding. -MONSTER

That would be purple. This is pink. On topic: I am a girl that plays both male and female skins. -MONSTER

FPS lag affects running speed directly - the slower their frame rate is, the slower they run. Also I think some weaponry may have an effect on running speed, though I'm not sure of this. -MONSTER

Windows can be broken with thrown items such as grenades or empty can/tins/bottles (which is advised). When you're on low enough blood to be knocked out via Zombie-punch, you should probably get someone to give you a blood transfusion. Otherwise, eat lots of cooked meat (which you loot from players, tents, vehicles or cook yourself) or a million cans of food in order to replenish your blood. -12000 is max blood. -9000 is when Zombies can K.O. you. -5000 is when you will pass out by yourself at random intervals. At this point, you're basically screwed unless you get help. There are many possible reasons why you can't look through the scope of your weapon - though the two main reasons are; 1. Your gun has been lowered, which you can remedy by double-tapping the left Ctrl button. OR 2. You've pressed F, which switches what you can use with the primary mouse button. If you have flares, trash, grenades, chemlights or any other throwable object, you can switch to equip them via the F button. It will give you details at the top right hand side of your screen upon pressing the button. Keep pressing it until it returns to your actual weapon, then you may be able to scope in again. Cardboard boxes are typically full of medical equipment - just use your inventory button to access it, don't worry about the 'rearm at' selection - it isn't implemented into Day Z. Your hatchet, once removed from your toolbelt, becomes your primary weapon. Since you're telling us you already have something with a scope, we can assume that you already have a primary weapon. In order to put your scoped weapon away, you will need 10 free slots in your backpack for the weapon by itself - with extras for the ammo as required. Note that the backpack you spawn with has only 8 slots, meaning it is insufficient to hold any weaponry and if you try to place one inside, it will disappear and never return from the depths of Alpha. Hope this helps. -MONSTER

Some people kill others just to secure safe passage - if they're geared up to their teeth in rare stuff, then they most likely won't even bother looting. Especially if they're in a hurry. -MONSTER

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Cast it into the fires of Mount Doom. -MONSTER

Greetings and salutations my good sir - hope you continue to enjoy your varied experiences in the mod that is Day Z. Expect the unexpected is about as good advice as I can give at this point - you've already got yourself a group of friends and whatnot, you seem pretty well off in any case. Have fun~ -MONSTER

Day Z. -MONSTER