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I'll fit right in with the cows. -MONSTER

You can't overlook ANY rule being broken. If you overlook these rules, then you're pro-scripting too. Rules are there to make things as fair, stable and logical (for the most part) as possible. What's the point of any of them if people keep doing what they want regardless? -MONSTER

There be strange folk abroad. -MONSTER

Agreed. -MONSTER

The ZOMBIES made this guy quit, out of all things? [Edit: Upon closer inspection, this looks like a troll.] -MONSTER

Scared of losing your gear? Welcome to Day Z. -MONSTER

If you log out while in shock, you will log back in unconscious. -MONSTER

10/10, didn't even read. Female with towel wrapped around head. Legit. -MONSTER

People that get sniped constantly and end up hating the snipers themselves, deeming them to be lacking in skill and/or courage actually just lack the skill to NOT get sniped by snipers. Back on topic; Good work beating the duo of losers. Sounds like you have a brain, OP. -MONSTER

You're welcome. -Rocket

D'aww. -MONSTER

Cyanide pills ain't cheap, boy. -MONSTER

Swords. Of the lightsaber variety, maybe. -MONSTER

Every time I see this thread, I read it as "My" ex-gf solution. I have problems. -MONSTER

But who will bean my bad jokes if not you, Inception? :( -MONSTER

No, you are just destined to die. -MONSTER

Needs moar drama. -MONSTER

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Uhh... I think the ratio of people who boast about how many nublet kills they have to people who don't give a single care in the world about it is something around 1 : 1000. To be perfectly honest, I couldn't care less about the counter/tally system because in the end, they're just going to come back anyway. If this were a game where you only had one life and once you died you couldn't play it ever again, then sure - I'd care about how many people I forced to stop playing~ :lol: -MONSTER

2 meters. -MONSTER

Scripts are fun. -MONSTER

I'm at 1000 humanity. Do I win? -MONSTER

OP has my beans - entire thread would too, if I had enough to give out. Good read, thanks boys. -MONSTER

D'aww. -MONSTER

More Predator than Day Z. I like it. -MONSTER