Fluffy Banditt

Kinda seems like you are saving the hackers a lot of work. Usualy they would have to tp everyone to one area then kill 'em all, but this works out just great for everyone now doesn't it.

He is lucky Frankie didn't see that or they would have been dead even sooner

Then T-Bag them vigorously.

Ehhh.... I like mine better.

This is my personal favorite. very subtle yet happy death mood. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgvXg2Xevs8

I stopped reading at Green Mountain.

So are you mercs or what. I remember a while back that Elysium attacked Freeside trading co. Not saying it was bad to attack them just asking Also is your website working or down.

Nuff said.

Here is my answer.

I bet it was funny huh?

The best place......WAIT FOR IT......... a secret spot no ne knows about. Well my work is done.Time to nap.

Well then... this was pleasant. Most of the time when you find threads like this they say "OMFG DAMN HACKING MOTHER FUCKER HACKS I HATE DAYZ WORST GAME ON PLANET FUCK OFF I QUIT" But like I said this was a pleasant change.

Ive had people see me as a fresh spawn on the side of the road who will drive up to me then say get in the back of the car or your dead. So I did so then he continualy asks me my adress and phone number. Then I said Your going to have to buy me dinner first. And so thats how I got killed. :(

HACKERS!!!.... Oh wait thats right we all ready have those.

My happiest day of playing is when I don't find someone in chat raging about how "This server sucks" or constantly screaming "HAAAAAACCKKSS".

Where would your people live on Dallas 3

So... what would it take for you guys to attack the brony meetup.

My only regret... Picking up that peice of shit noob tuber dick head anus eating 2 timing rat faced baby raping son of a dead whore!!! And this concludes my 34th try of trying to help a noob.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI&feature=my_favorites&list=FLdJQECKIiOJtxX1x10sdvAQ Play this into chat on a british server and see how quickly you get flamed by brits.

You can hop in my white van if you want there is a little "Up Front" fee though.Hehehe...

Biches be trippin. Nuf Said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI&feature=my_favorites&list=FLdJQECKIiOJtxX1x10sdvAQ I like to play this in chat while running over animals along the coast. One time a group of 3 people just stared at my bus as I used it to kill a goat.

There will always be bandits and survivors.End of story. Also bandits aren't dirty. They are bloody from killing survivors who think they can stop banditry on a server.

I... I use to think the stories were fake(most of them were )but... Something...something strange happens at night there.I mean I don't think it's some new zombie boss or something but... It things just don't make sence there. Once me and 2 other friends went one time at night. We wanted to see if anything realy happens there. Basically, we went armed with akm and 2 m4's.The guy with a akm would hold a flashlight out instead. So we got to top of tower made sure it was clear then stayed around for 10 to 15 min. Nothing happens. But then as one of my friends is about to get off I told him to give me the flashlight so he puts it on the floor( I told him just put in bag but he didn't listen) then I equip it and point it around. We hear a moan/growl and my friend decides to stay on a litle longer so we being slightly scared went back down to ground level. Me being first then the other 2 behind me.me and other get down but then the moan/growl happens again.we look around and then the 1 still in the tower... He just dies he said he went from about 9 k blood to 3500 to -145 and dies.the 2 of us scared shitless full out sprint down thru the woods.not even looking back we hear constant zombie noises(probly normal zombies). He said he still not sure how he died though Either way I'm not goin back... Ever.

Sounds more like U.S. (survivors) trying to eliminate global terrorism(bandits).