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I smell a BattlEye ban wave coming on.. Again..
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Bandage + Jerry Can + Empty whisky bottle = Molotov cocktail
govnogaming replied to Adrien (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
I'm not sure if it's possible with the current game engine. I know for a fact it should be with the RV4 engine from Arma 3. I can't wait, can you? -
Server LU134 abuse![with proof]
govnogaming replied to MichaeLK's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
You waited for about 30 hours before requesting an official response. It takes time to shift through all these things and there is most likely a system the staff follows while reporting these - based on priority. Keep calm, these assholes will get what they deserve eventually. -
TOP 10 things that ruin immersion for DayZ
govnogaming replied to vukster@gmail.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I think someone needs to go back to their xbox and realize this is a military simulator - in real life military men normally don't run around with "akimbo" weapons all the time. -
TOP 10 things that ruin immersion for DayZ
govnogaming replied to vukster@gmail.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You're talking about Chernarus, a Cherno-Russian police state. Everything is ruled via weapons and firepower, so chances are that every government agency had firearms and that every government supporter/employee had firearms at home. That is an easy, realistic way to explain why weapons are found everywhere. -
Looking for group of 4 or more
govnogaming replied to LJisBeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Try finding a clan via their website/youtube/ingame servers - example; http://afuclan.com. -
Lost the best loot ive ever seen..
govnogaming replied to jaymeec95's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I suppose that's true. I'm just in a douche-baggery mood. My bad. -
TOP 10 things that ruin immersion for DayZ
govnogaming replied to vukster@gmail.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
1. That's a bug and not necessarily meant to be in the game. 2. Also a bug and not necessarily meant to be in the game. 3. It would really suck if there were max 20 vehicles for 800,000 players, don't you think? 4. They don't teleport. They lag. Everything lags sometimes. Deal with it. 5. Another bug. You're awfully good at finding these things. 6. There's no point in slowing down bleeding. Either you bandage yourself or you don't have a bandage and die. The bleed out rate is pretty slow anyways. 7. Finally, a good point. Knives should be able to be unholstered - similar to axes. 8. Also a pretty good point. Fists would be key to knocking out players when you're unarmed. 9. A third good point. You're on a role. Obviously this is a military simulator - they look after their guns so the game engine isn't accounting for jamming. 10. You can swim with a backpack. This bug was fixed a long time ago (at least for me). -
Lost the best loot ive ever seen..
govnogaming replied to jaymeec95's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
No. Just no. Your brain is smaller than the OPs balls for sniping in Elektro.. To contradict you with fact; the server autosaves your position and status immediately. Sometimes, due to server desync (orange and red chains of doom), your character will not get saved. If you pick up loot or eat/drink - make sure to move 5 - 10 feet before disconnecting. That will ensure the database saves your character. Also, make sure you aren't desynced or lagging. -
Except for the fact you can't prove they've done anything wrong. I can't seem to recall the thread which says that server admins can ban "suspected" hackers on their own free will, without proof.. Oh wait, there isn't one, because that's BattlEye's job.
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What the hell is a "private" HIVE?
govnogaming replied to killroth's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Essentially - pieces of shit don't like the way things are run officially, so they decide to "steal" Rocket's work and use it for private use - defeating the purpose of having the HIVE in the first place. -
5 Minute DC Timer too much?
govnogaming replied to TiredEthan's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I think TiredEthan needs to stick to his 9 PM curfew.. Oh well, we don't all get what we want. -
[VIDEO] Hero of Canton's Used Car Sale!
govnogaming replied to Hero of Canton's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Funny shit. -
[VIDEO] Two of the worst liars of all time
govnogaming replied to Snort (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
To be honest, he should've died from that burst. 5 - 10 clear shots to his body. :/ The video was still funny though. -
[video(s)] what do YOU want to see ?
govnogaming replied to eg_e_daniel@hotmail.com's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
My buddy recorded it. I was the driver - I put on the fakest Russian voice I could. xD -
[video(s)] what do YOU want to see ?
govnogaming replied to eg_e_daniel@hotmail.com's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
You mean something like this: -
This is what happens when you get drunk - pick up your noob friend - and then try to drive your boat to Chernogorsk. xD
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Is this on UK116? I saw a guy named Andy and Mike die right after each other - maybe it's just a funny coincidence, haha. Edit; Still a better love story than twilight.
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[VIDEO] Shooting unarmed people has consequences
govnogaming replied to Snort (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
This was lolz-worthy. :D -
There are 2 UK116s. I think this is the one hosted by clanptg. Was this, by chance, near Pusta? I was running from Elektro to Starry - in the woods near Pusta there was like ~20 cars, including helicopters, tanks, and jets. I think a hacker spawned/teleported them there and blew them up - thus causing the massive fire. I didn't see the fire when I was there.
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Nice and BRAZZERS hacking on LU34
govnogaming replied to Domenico (DayZ)'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
This is why you don't allow illiterate fucks to run their own servers... -
That's just an animation, you wouldn't need to force anything. Just add a script that when you select it, it puts the firearm into that animation. You can also add a script into the DayZ mod for holstering, but that would be a tad more difficult.
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czech backpack should be BETTER than alice!
govnogaming replied to aoshi's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Get a ghillie suit and your backpack gets camouflaged, problem solved. Size wize, it doesn't matter how the actual graphic looks. -
Even better solution. Make zombies that are in smaller towns or woods more powerful. Make zombies spawn in the woods if you stay in the same 100 sq meters for more than 5 minutes. No more safe zones means no more sniper campers, yeah?
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Im not sure if these are hacks or just normal scripts..
govnogaming replied to achillius's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Scripts. I think they are cheating scripts, as there is no such addWeaponCargo.sqf. Not to mention the addWeaponCargo command adds weapons to an ammo box, not your inventory as well.. hideObject would hide the ammo box from view once he was done with it. Not sure, check with devs.