Doyle McPoyle

Well, you can always go to local computer shops and ask them to build a PC for you or try elife pc or ironside pc. I've never bought from them but have read good things. I believe cyberpowerpc or whatever is a company you want to also avoid. edit: jesus christ the PC's you are posting are way above the recommended requirements.

they're crazy that's why

can i feed him

I'll add you on steam.

Or take a screen shot and upload it.

Great, now I can be mature. Also, you shouldn't try to "argue" online since there are so many trolls out there and assholes. This game/mod/whateveryouwanttocallit isn't the easiest to learn right away so you're going to die a lot when you first start out. Fire stations, supermarkets, and hospitals are hot spots. I suggest you try to stay away from them if you don't want to die. I can assist you if you'd like.

Wow, i can tell that you're an asshole in real life. Anyways, go to the dayzwiki and learn a bit more about the game. Always be on your guard especially if you hear gunfire or if someone is helping you(except for me). It's annoying as hell when people kill you when you have nothing, but you learn to live with it. Also, avoid big cities if you're tired of dying. It was a joke, hence the "seriously". Take a chill pill. There are stickies that help new players and lots of threads too. I'd be less of an asshole if the TC were less of an asshole.

Go back to playing Call of Duty u n00b. Seriously, what are new players expecting? If you start off with a gun then that takes away the "challenge" and will encourage more player killing.

Sorry OP/TC, looks like you aren't getting any help here. Ask your real life friends.

swagger king yolo.

Go to cities and loot for loot. tents are extremely rare. You'll need supplies(first aid, food, water, etc.). You can't build items as far as I know but you can store them in a tent. Set up camp where it's far from a city preferably in the woods or just some place you think no one would look. tip: you shouldn't get attached to your gear.

Edit: Oops. Find an alice pack(supermarkets/apartments/dead bodies) and you'll be able to put two primaries in there(they take 10 slots). http://dayzwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=Backpack

scary group

i'm hungry. Shoot on sight ain't real if you don't have a weapon im gonna use you then rape your dead corpse

ask your parents

slow ZZZombies...I like the infected ones. Makes this game harder.

I always try to assist people but the ones I do find usually shoot me or run away.

Dr. Phil is here to help.

lol, i can't out run zombies but I can run a bit faster than them long enough to find a building. I think they're just fine although I hate the vault motion.

sent a PM

Work out and your boobs will turn into stones. You can run for hours and hours. Eat whatever you like. You are the sickest. Thanks Dr. Cocksssssssmmmm. I usually play on US servers so hope to see you on one.

Thanks. I'll try some of these adjustments and hopefully I'll stop having a choppy FPS in populated servers. Edit: wow, my game isn't choppy at all playing in full servers. Thanks a lot

I tried helping this guy find a sniper. I got shot.

No, I'll probably change my name anyways. You won't see me coming with your night vision goggles and high powered sniper. My hatchet shall introduce itself to your head. I look forward to seeing you alex. Witty.