Doyle McPoyle

I'm glad most noobs in DayZ never touched Demon's Souls or Dark Souls. Anyways, if you aren't willing to put time into a game that is in Alpha testing, then I don't think you should continue playing. Do you think those YouTubers started out with weapons?

No there aren't sorry. The only way to properly get introduced to DayZ is to be shot.

that's how I play dayz

What fun would this game be if they gave you a weapon to start off and then you can kill other newbie survivors? You have bandages, use them. I don't understand how zombies are "too fast". They aren't fast enough to catch and kill you. Run into buildings to lose them. The challenge of this game is what makes it fun(searching for stuff, meeting others). Keep playing and you'll get over this

use flares. It's fun to scare people or throw one into a place where you know someone is hiding(hi barbed wires).

happens very often unfortunately. Glad to see you're a nice person!

You're a noob. Play more. Someone will help you. If a person(s) has a gun, run away from him. There's a 70% chance he'll say "friendly" then shoot you.

did you actually receive yours yet?

[intro] I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina You know we smokin’ on Keisha Hey, hey, hey can I meet you hoe? (Cool) [Chorus] 36 O’s so I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina (I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina) Ridin’ with a hoe named Keisha, smokin’ on Keisha (You know we smokin’ on Keisha) My diamonds talk for me, they say "Hi can I meet you hoe?" (Hey can I meet you hoe?) She fly high, high in the sky, hoe I can’t see you (Well I can’t see you) Got a condo on my wrist - girl, I’m cashin’ out (I’m cashin’ out) Got a condo around my neck - girl, I’m cashin’ out (I’m cashin’ out) 36 O’s so I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina My diamonds talk for me, they say "Hi can I meet you?" [Verse 1] I got Versace all on my back, these hoes all on my back Plus these plugs all on my back, cause they know I’m movin’ that pack These Louies all in my face, fo’-fifth stay up on my waist Plus it ain’t on me for nothin’, so please don’t make me catch a case Cause bitch I’m ‘bout it, me walkin’ ‘round with no check on me Psssh - yeah I doubt it! Your girl ain’t finna leave with me? Psssh - yeah I doubt it! And I’m like, what the hell they talkin’ ‘bout? And if I got it I bought it, cause boy you know I’m cashin’ out (cool) [Chorus] 36 O’s so I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina (I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina) Ridin’ with a hoe named Keisha, smokin’ on Keisha (You know we smokin’ on Keisha) My diamonds talk for me, they say "Hi can I meet you hoe?" (Hey can I meet you hoe?) She fly high, high in the sky, hoe I can’t see you (Well I can’t see you) Got a condo on my wrist - girl, I’m cashin’ out (I’m cashin’ out) Got a condo around my neck - girl, I’m cashin’ out (I’m cashin’ out) 36 O’s so I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina My diamonds talk for me, they say "Hi can I meet you?" [Verse 2] Okay I drop the top, hop in Hoes they comin’ by flocks in Birds comin’ by flocks in Pass them birds like Stockton Play with my money, I’m poppin’ No actin’, but it’s a movie Got Spinz on the beat so we ain’t losing Don’t act like yo’ hoe ain’t choosin’ I’m blowed up, yeah I’m the bomb, ridin’ round blowin’ on stank bombs Pussy so good you should thank moms, top flo’ suite chillin’ at The Palms We want the whole loaf leave y’all the crumbs, ‘til then I’m runnin’ my check up And it’s fuck a Bugatti; I’m callin’ my jet up (cool) [Chorus] 36 O’s so I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina (I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina) Ridin’ with a hoe named Keisha, smokin’ on Keisha (You know we smokin’ on Keisha) My diamonds talk for me, they say "Hi can I meet you hoe?" (Hey can I meet you hoe?) She fly high, high in the sky, hoe I can’t see you (Well I can’t see you) Got a condo on my wrist - girl, I’m cashin’ out (I’m cashin’ out) Got a condo around my neck - girl, I’m cashin’ out (I’m cashin’ out) 36 O’s so I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina My diamonds talk for me, they say "Hi can I meet you?" [Verse 3] Yeah - it’s big pimpin’ over here - chuuch Time to cop the Maybach already had the ‘vert I got big money visions, Sammy Sosa pigeons What that mean? That mean they jumpin’ out the kitchen And I’m on the money mission, nobody can stop me Just grab your camcorder, press record and go on and watch me And you can skate on my ice, just like you playin’ hockey And in the booth, I beat the beat up Call me Rocky, yeah I’m cocky (cool) [Chorus] 36 O’s so I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina (I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina) Ridin’ with a hoe named Keisha, smokin’ on Keisha (You know we smokin’ on Keisha) My diamonds talk for me, they say "Hi can I meet you hoe?" (Hey can I meet you hoe?) She fly high, high in the sky, hoe I can’t see you (Well I can’t see you) Got a condo on my wrist - girl, I’m cashin’ out (I’m cashin’ out) Got a condo around my neck - girl, I’m cashin’ out (I’m cashin’ out) 36 O’s so I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina My diamonds talk for me, they say "Hi can I meet you?" [Outro] I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina You know we smokin’ on Keisha Hey, hey, hey can I meet you hoe?

It's going alright I suppose. Tried helping a guy(his location could've been anywhere) but he ended up bleeding out. Tried helping out another guy but his friend helped him first. Still waiting on some other people. Maybe i'll be able to save them this time.

No(or at least not me), if you still need help send a PM.

Awesome, but I'm fairly stocked up thank you. I assume it's a Caucasian thing because I've never received that talk and only see it in movies. Be sure to tell others that but from a distance. I've tried helping others and they would always end up shooting me for no apparent reason. Guy never got his transfusion.

I saw two guys and tried running away. they broke my leg then executed me. I had nothing.

well he never asked how the game worked or why it's night time or how the moon functions or anything but thanks for the information.

What. Could be pain killers that you need to take. Can't tell you until I know what it is. Or fractured arm as the above poster stated.

check the NW airfield Oh yeah, there's always people at elektro(including me)

you have a cool sig and tell us where your gear is.

yes it should and you're welcome.

You're probably british huh with that arrogant tone

so you're in pre-school? Pretty smart for a 5 year old.

wow, that's how DayZ looks like on very high.

kill yourself

do you like spaghetti and meatballs or any itlian food? Do you go mama miaaaa pizzaaa roliii how old are you?

then i guess it's time to switch servers or use a flare.

how many beans do you have?