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  1. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Your First Time Playing DayZ

    I was loonly my first week... The bleak world of dayz really got to me, i met up with some guy on side chat, me and him and a few of his friends played for a while showed me some of the ropes. I was having a pretty fun time, anyways we trekked over to berezino and they decided after almost 3 weeks of playing together to screw me over right there and than, shot me in the back of the head and i died... but i respawned in the same spot with all my gear it was really weird. Anyways after being betrayed after such a long ass time thinking they were actually my "friends" i got pissed, followed them around on dayz commander and buttfucked them a month later over and over in my buddies helicopter... Pretty amazing feeling giving that payback :)
  2. god damn more than half this thread is bumping, MODERATORS KILL IT WITH FIRE.
  3. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Looking for a few people to play origins

    Im down to start up a group im 16 too from michigan, its a bitch getting all the things together in origins for a house/car by yourself. Add me on steam if you havent joined a clan my ID is nonwillknow
  4. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Current State of Dayz

    People need to shut up about thinking what they believe is realistic about zombies, they don't exist, not yet anyways and until then they will be however the developer envisions them. Also in any other zombie movie/game you get bit your fuckin done, there's no antibiotics that magically cure it so be happy the devs gave you a chance when your too busy shooting newspawns and get bit.
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    Official Standalone News *Classes*

    Hooray! Now i can RP to be a paladin killing dark elves, i shall now sit on top of the elektro sniper hill casting my level 12 fireballs at new spawns :D
  6. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Best way to occupy yourself during sniping

    This belong in the bandit campfire forum but whatever, the thread is pretty stupid as it is enjoy sniping at new spawns i guess.
  7. {420}Mr.Smiley

    [FTC] Trade and Supply - [T] Standalone Shop Open! 100% satisfaction!

    Actually never mind, i think ill just get some medical training from TMW and try to get humanity the old fashion way'
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    [FTC] Trade and Supply - [T] Standalone Shop Open! 100% satisfaction!

    Yes, thats mah bad
  9. {420}Mr.Smiley

    [FTC] Trade and Supply - [T] Standalone Shop Open! 100% satisfaction!

    Im looking to trade a m16 CCO SD for a rather odd request, i just want to blood bag someone enough times to get out of this god forsaken bandit skin and perhaps just an average m16/AK just so i can have something military grade+food and water. I dont have the blood bags so you would need to supply them? I am in no way a bandit, i had to defend myself from a gang of 4 survivors chasing me with an axe playing creepy ass music and this bandit skin isnt working out for me since most people shoot me on site because of it and i never have the gull to shoot on site. Anyways my steamid is nonwillknow please add me if your interested.
  10. Should have given them a ride to green mountain after they spawned in again for a little one on one with them ghosties...
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    What's your opinion on the 1.7.7 patch? (POLL)

    While i do like some of the changes, they still have to fix loot spawning ESPECIALLY in hospitals, been to the hospitals in cherno, elektro and berezino 10 different times each on different servers and have yet to find a single god damn blood bag. Changes need to be made for infection as well. Otherwise i think they found a good median in zed attack i just think to make it more difficult they should speed zeds up a little bit indoors so it isnt a walk in the park to kill 30 zeds with a makarov when you go into a barn. Im not talking full speed running but power walking at least instead of the 1 mph saunter they got goin on.
  12. I think they found a good median for zed damage, i just think zombies should be able to go a little faster in doors, not crazy fast but fast enough that its not a walk in the park to take out 30 zeds with a makarov. On a side note please fix the loot spawning in hospitals, i have yet to find a blood bag after visiting each one in cherno, elektro and berezino about 10 times each. Pretty ridiculous.
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    Dayz Underwater Swimming

    Perhaps while swimming away from zombies underwater i can hit them with that bastard fish nemo.
  14. {420}Mr.Smiley

    To Everyone Complaining About 1.7.7

    IMO the players should decide the difficulty of the game, a simple easy, medium or hard mode to decide the strength of the zeds, how much damage they do, and chance of infection, and how much loot spawns, that way everyones happy and all this flaming and shit can end.
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    Ideas for in game radio broadcast.

    Cant wait for this! I hope they make it like GTAs radio stations, i always got a good laugh from them. Im also guessing/hoping they will allow people to broadcast their own station either on a specific server or in a certain radius of the map on the server if you get like a ham radio or something like that, would be quite interesting to hear a raid over a local radio station and either rush to their aid or join in on the fun.
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    DayZ SA rough release date?

    It is a mystery, and always will be, not even the harley boys will figure this one out.
  17. {420}Mr.Smiley

    DayZ SA rough release date?

    Comparing post amounts means nothing, and shows us nothing of yours or his knowledge of dayz. Your e-penis has been cockblocked my friend.
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    Thank you SO SO much for this patch

    Perhaps a fix to this is a difficulty level on servers and allow the people to decide how difficult they want the game to be? Im just talking a simple easy, medium, or hard rating which will decide the zombies attack strength and chance of infection. People either love it or hate it so why not have the best of both worlds?
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    Addiction to the game

    I too once suffer from this addiction, i used to mainline 5 cans of beans a day!
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    Singleplayer?

    I agree, not everyone has a stable internet connection, i used to be one of those people back a year ago on crappy 3g internet, it would just randomly stop working 5-6 hours a day, extremely frustrating pinging at BEST 200 on servers around me, and no im not some country bumpkin from idaho, im from michigan but our neighbors cut our cable and phone line while building a poll barn and there was no 4g in my area yet (i now have verizon 4g and pay 120$ for 30 gigabytes a month which is ridiculous to say the least but hey at least i can play games) and satellite internet is a fucking joke. Anyways going off topic here, singleplayer would be a great addition.
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    Will SA alpha be in a worse state than the mod?

    Of course it will have some bugs and glitches, just like every game, it wont be perfect, i think it will have less but because they have the ability to make changes to the engine and what not that they can correct things that they cannot correct in the mod.
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    TMW are (not) bandits

    I suppose if TMW was a company you could sue them for false advertisement, but in the mean time this is murika', and people do what people want to do.
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    Do you just kill anyone you don't know?

    The problem is that when people start playing the game ALOT, zombies become less and less of a threat until theres no challenge to the game other than of course PvP, where as games like this are supposed to be more PvE(Player vs. Environment). People need to be challenged more in this game, it probably seems difficult enough to noobies due to the unfriendly inventory and controls. Watch some of frankieonpc's videos, i like the way he handles situations with other players. He tries to get in close and makes contact but always stays at an advantage.
  24. So a long while ago i use the play with six/six launcher back in august around that time, anyways i switched over to dayz commander and it worked great for a couple days, had problems with six and than i kept on getting "bad version server rejected" on like all the servers, i know for a fact it was the right version, i tried to join and only 2 would work back than when i tried dayz commander. Anyways after trying to reinstall battle eye and verifying steam cache dayz commander couldnt find arma 2 AT ALL so i got pissed gave up for a few months got back to it, reinstalled the game, got dayz commander downloaded all the mods, worked fine for 5 minutes got back on a couple days later and got the same "bad version server rejected" haunting me, so i ended up doing the same damn thing and reinstalled battle eye and verified cache now it cant find arma 2 again and im getting VERY frustrated any fixes?
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