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{420}Mr.Smiley

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  1. {420}Mr.Smiley

    yo wat da dealo?

    Are you inbred or naturally retarded?
  2. {420}Mr.Smiley

    What just happened?

    did you leave a server and than go to another one after you were in that house? because sometimes it will load up a previously saved character, happened to me a few times.
  3. {420}Mr.Smiley

    I hope you compensate for your small duck..

    ya, i remember just spawning and made a friend with a random in a school in cherno, he didnt talk but as soon as i went to pick up a crowbar he filled me with lead. Like im really going to go after you with a fuckin crowbar? this game is full of ungodly prick dicks, ALOT of people buy the game just for the mod, and alot of those people come from xbox because they cant get it on there, they try to treat the game like cod. In the end they will always get the last laugh. Its for sick kicks to show off to their douchebag buddies :\
  4. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Survivor Safe Zone

    tried it once, ended up some haxor saw it on the forum, ended up bombing my lil fort with a fuckin airplane :\
  5. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Looking for a Partner (Steam)

    o ya and btw i like in michigan so i think thats eastern time :\
  6. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Looking for a Partner (Steam)

    for some reason it isnt letting me add people on steam , add me instead my steam id is nonwillknow
  7. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Looking for a Partner (Steam)

    ya ill join up with ya, my last group backstabbed me after a week of playing everyday almost all day, hope your not out to do the same.
  8. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Best example of Instant Karma I've ever seen.

    After my 4 man group took out a 5 man group in Elektro, getting all kinds of AKs, m16s all kinds of crazy shit like that after killin em with winchesters n pistoles, we assumed they hacked so we went to a different server right after we pwned em, respawned in the hay field outside of elektro, we were all IMMEDIATLY sniped on spawn, none of us lived all that good loot gone in 5 seconds, ended up spawning in elektro tried to get back to our boddies to see a group of 10 fucking people raping all of us, ended up shooting me too :\ it was my first time aquiring military grade shit too
  9. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Looking for DayZ partner

    be carefull bro, there are some assholes out there wanting to partner up and will end up waiting till u get a bunch of good supplies and kill you, happened to me plenty of times, i wouldnt trust anyone in the game nor on these forums
  10. {420}Mr.Smiley

    yo wat da dealo?

    that dog looks fuckin blazzzzzzzzzzzzeddddddd
  11. {420}Mr.Smiley

    The backstabber bandits

    eh, it was a whole week didnt expect them to do all that bs after so long, plus i was fairly new to the game at the time.
  12. {420}Mr.Smiley

    DayZ so F***ing Hacked I can't play.

    only time ive seen a hacker was when i spawned and died, respawned, died, same with everyone :\ but that was only 1 time in a couple weeks of gameplay
  13. i have a feeling on this bandit thread someones going to lure you into this group your looking for and kill you for your shit, just some helpfull advice, happened to me plenty of times hate to see it happen to ya
  14. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    im afraid if you keep letting these people post times, places, servers, bandits will have a little field day here. Good intentions but you need a better way to communicate with the injured than broadcasting it to everyone on the forums.
  15. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Day Z Society

    problem is even teamwork in this game can be a scam, teamed up with this group for a whole week, saved their lives countless times, voice chatted on skype and steam everyday almost all day, ended up backstabbing me up north after i was fully geared and ghillied. Even if the game went on to 1000$, its just a set up, thats just what theyve been waiting for, the jackpot. And btw there are a few bandit-free servers where the admins just kick whoever pks, thing is the game will get awfully boring after youve killed your thosandth zombie, pvp is a necessary part of a game, but an area in which to trade with no pks, like a safezone of some kind would be an amazing idea which is being implemented in War Z
  16. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Why are people such assholes?

    ive saved a group of guys lives for a whole week once, voiping on steam and skype every day almost all day, ran all over the place to get em meds, saved them countless times, ended up killing me, unfriending me on everything and PMed me UMADBRO. I would never trust anybody in the game, nor on these forums, hardcore trolls are stalking in the shadows at least it didnt take a whole week for this guy to kill you after your fully geared and ghillied
  17. {420}Mr.Smiley

    Where do you draw the line?

    ya, i was takin out by a hatchet before on a dark evening in elektro, kept yelling in direct chat FRIENDLY U CRAZY FUCK as i preceeded to pump makarov mag after mag(couldnt switch weapons in the heat of the fight) into the bastard, somehow he lived, grabbed my 870 remington and disconnected before my friend could go get his ass, im sure he bled out in the next server, hopefully anyways
  18. {420}Mr.Smiley

    The backstabber bandits

    well theyre long gone by now, tysonmontgomery and bonedragon were 2 of their names
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