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  1. KrystoferRobin

    Well I just uninstall this POS

    KrystoferRobin replied to Lemonto's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Boo. Hoo. There's the door.
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    Please For The Love of God.

    KrystoferRobin replied to haroldsax's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Are you fucking kidding? THIS was a priority? Mother fucker's aim is so bad they suicide, and it warrants developer attention? This just in. Next update *[NEW] PVP is off. *[NEW] Zeds will now give you flowers and hotchocolate instead of eating your face.
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    Day z Without zombies

    KrystoferRobin replied to dylnbd's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    City Life?
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    to all cheaters/hackers/lamers

    KrystoferRobin replied to snowcrash's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I tried to read further, but I can't for the life of me comprehend your bullshit. You have bigger things to worry about than hackers and cheaters, like LITERACY. THANK GOD YOU SAVED THIS POST. Surely a pure gem of wisdom and insight would have been lost forever had you not rescued this epic of literary genius. Sure, call me a grammar nazi. Occasional typo's happen, even with integrated spell-check; that is forgivable. Giant walls of shit you just rolled your face across the keyboard for, and then proclaim them so important you must save them for posterity? Are you fucking kidding me?
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    assholes will just scrawl JEWS on the walls. Ultima Online had books you could write in. Given the contents of the player written books I collected, the UO playerbase is like a hitlist of the up-and-coming KKK members. I doubt that will differ here.
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    How to sum up Hackers, Cheaters, Exploiters

    KrystoferRobin replied to ruecanonrails's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    TooStupid,Didn'tRead
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    My first kill I feel a bit bad about.

    KrystoferRobin replied to Jonko's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    You should be ashamed. Being gay shouldn't matter in the least. Next you're going to cry to us about your mixed feelings over drowning kittens. YOU MONSTER
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    people who ignore the fact this is an alpha are retarded. Reporting the bugs you find and commenting on the mechanics is the point of the thing. Fucking whiney, entitled brats everywhere.
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    It clearly isn't. I can connect just fine with it disabled, if i enable it, the same exact server no longer responds. I spent about 4 hours trying to sort it out. Roughly 50 connection attempts in total. With steam on, 100% failure to connect, with it off 100% success. There is something more going on here, I suspect it's related to the beta patch. I am aware the problem exists beyond the scope of this as well, we've all had it. I was merely warning that I've had zero success connecting to any of the 3 servers I normally connect to when I enable launching through steam.
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    Considering what we know about zombie films, the zombies aren't the real threat anyway. To say the intended purpose of this is to fight zombies is completely missing the point. Ask the developer, who also says it's about player interaction, not dealing with zombies. They merely provide a backdrop for the conflict.
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    they both have an option to launch the game through steam, however, when I do so, i always stick on "wait for host". If i kill the game, disable that feature and try again on the same server, i can connect without trouble. I've gone so far as to move the beta exe over the original and so forth, all with no luck. Maybe someone knows the trick to make it work?
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    This happens to often...

    KrystoferRobin replied to ninjan777's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Sadly, your best course of action would have been to abandon your new friend, or kill them outright. They were clearly trying to get in a decent position to shoot both of you at the same time, that cash register has a massive hitbox. Until such time as others have some benefit to me besides their loot, anyone that close gets a lead injection.
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    internet toughguy. If you lack the brains to engage in civil discourse, refrain from opening your mouth in the first place, jackass.
  14. KrystoferRobin
    I would hate to speculate as to the actual ratio, but I suspect a large portion of the DayZ playerbase only have arma for this mod. Mil-sim isn't exactly the most popular genre. I originally got Arma2 because battlefield, while fun, was getting a bit too arcady. When a guy in full gear is hopping around like a retard in quake, or guys jump off 3 story buildings with their chutes, guys quickscoping and trickshotting... you've got some serious realism issues to address. My age is slowly drawing me away from reflexy, twitchy arcade style frantic deathmatch stuff, and slowly pushing me towards more thoughtful, deliberate games.
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    DayZ: A neat game with no endgame

    KrystoferRobin replied to Glythe's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

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    DayZ: A neat game with no endgame

    KrystoferRobin replied to Glythe's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    And you're still here why?
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    Ever played a pratical joke on another gamer or noob?

    KrystoferRobin replied to thelonewarrior's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I like to randomly pop a few shots over my buddies shoulder (he's only got about 5 nights of DayZ), then switch back to my crossbow. "OH FUCK IS THAT YOU SHOOTING?" "I have a crossbow" while I make a mad sprint for cover. Once he makes it to the bushes, I channel the spirits of sassiness and priss and say "Hey big boy, come to these bushes often". "Oh christ it's full of gays" I'm not honestly sure why he plays with me.
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    Who doesn't kill non-lethal survivors?

    KrystoferRobin replied to Joker716's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Because you totally know how I play. My personal space is hatchet range.
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    bandit punishment or reasons to player kill u deside....

    KrystoferRobin replied to zzSTABBYzz's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    Nametags on? gtfo sissy
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    Who doesn't kill non-lethal survivors?

    KrystoferRobin replied to Joker716's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    unarmed? generally won't fire. Invading my personal space? burst to the face. This isn't a difficult concept.
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    I'm trapped in cherno with only 2 belts of mak bullets left. >.>
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    Everyone on server dies at same time..

    KrystoferRobin replied to santosespantos's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    It's only going to get worse. Sad fact. any game with a gun in the player's hand, and you're gonna have a slew of fat 12 year olds cheating. I don't care how good your anti-cheat tech is, 24 hours or less, it's circumvented and here they come. While I am impressed with the developer of the cheats, the users are fucking obnoxious little pricks.
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    If you're one of those sissyboys who bought it for DayZ, I'm sorry. Arma is brilliant, in spite of it's quirky interface. It's flaws are endearing, really. Domination is good stuff, so are the smaller, heavily scripted co-op campaigns with a few friends.
  24. KrystoferRobin
    Buy Arma2 for Arma2. It is on it's own absolutely fantastic, especially if you find a good group to play with. Having DayZ with it is just icing on an already amazing cake. Icing made of bacon.
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    CryEngine 3 - Possible?

    KrystoferRobin replied to oshi7's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    Once a cheat, always a cheat. Can we get a pre-emptive ban over here ffs?
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