Thug life in this bitch

[Thug life in this bitch]

Well, this thread is just amazing.

[DayZ Stories]

Not much of an interesting story, but I was playing earlier and I was at the airfield when I ran into another survivor. He was also being chased by like, six zombies and was attracting the ones that were already on the Airfield (he as just running through). He said he was friendly and we communicated for a bit (I was typing). Then I hear a truck pull up and a horn honking. I look down from the watch tower and there's him getting in the truck with his buddy and they drive off, leaving me with like, 10 damn zombies. I also only had an axe... >:(

[zombies are bull and ruining the game]

the only thing needed to do is to give them some 'cheese' to go with that 'whine' of theirs.

I'll keep my beans instead.

Geez, that sure was CHESSY. :P

[For those of you whiners who think it's too hard.]

Gawd, I hate people who whine about the game. I'd better go on the forum and whine about how much I dislike whiners... Do you see what's happening here?

[zombies are bull and ruining the game]

All I could do was facepalm after reading each line. It's starting to hurt, OP.

[DayZ Memes]

''Anyone who is currently AFK in a bush, leave now'' LOL

Love it!

That made me feel a little bit embarrassed, because I do that all the time. XD

[Call me DayZ (Call me Maybe parody by Jackfrags)]

LMFAO! Zomg, yes!

[Why should I be playing this mod furthermore..]

Kill yourself and do it all over again.

[Has DayZ made you laugh out loud?]

I laugh every time I murder another player. Payback's a bitch...

[WTF?? HOW THE HELL DAYZ Z GET SELL NO.1 IN STEAM AFTER WEEKS?]

People want to support DayZ, since it's something a lot of people have wanted for a long time ("realistic" zombie apocalypse online kind of game). The sudden ARMA 2 sale spike has shown that. I only bought ARMA 2: CO to play DayZ. I doubt I'll ever touch the actual game.