Disgraced

Its me, Disgraced. They thought dressing me up in this "1.7.2.4 Patch" costume would humiliate me into not posting... But being a patch hanging out on some lady's stomach has its benefits. Anyway.. I've been tooling around the northern ends of the map in my Scooby Van (aka S1203) for a couple of days now. I tend to drive through field and forest and only hit the roads when I want some speed. So can any vehicles go "off road"? I notice that the van slows on certain terrain and climbs hills and mountains (even with "E" pressed), like a 90 year old lung cancer victim. Do other vehicles climb better? Can they go faster off road? I really want one of those Toyota pickups, but if the van is just as good, then any bother?

There are ways to do what you're doing without logging out. I think the game is too easy. Haven't played the new patch yet, though. You should find a mate with more experience to show you the ropes.

You need to quickly right click your mouse.

I think I was thinking of map notes. But I'd bet waypoints are off on vet servers.

Waypoints I think work anyway... But you realize that anyone with an in game map can see them?

I dont think they changed the map? Would be news to me. I think you are just not on a server with all the easy mode map settings on. Probably a veteran server, or a server with an admin with half a brain.

They are probably mistakenly thinking helis. Or they're using that auto lock that keeps things from overheating...

This never happens to me on connect.... Because I log out in random places and I think logging out in high traffic areas is foolish.

What? Not a reddit thread??

Well, since it's been so thoroughly tested...

No, they're "testing". Riiiiiight. I don't care because. A lone player, I will never get hold of one. Clans and server admin pals will hoard them. I will look around to steal them, though >:)

You should change your forum name to "Rock Lobster," because you've obviously been under a rock while everyone else wailed about this. Testing proved that 10 seconds somehow was very detrimental with this engine. So they can't even go that high, yet. Unless you'd prefer insufferable server performance instead? EDIT: oh damn, I just realizeed that the lyrics are under a dock, not rock. Curses, foiled again!!!

Hey, I've had my share of trouble opening doors......

Same but I gotta work. Probably won't play until Monday, now... Well I didn't use six updater. I usually assume its battleye updating when it sticks like this. DON'T TAKE MY VAN, GUYS. And there is totally not a SVD Camo in that tent!

Never let go!

Easiest way to install, best control, easy roll backs..... Manual install..

So now we're all dupers?

Condescending people usually seem.... Smarter... I love how you feel that your opinion is so valuable that rocket simply MUST hear it. It's pretty easy to get information in front of his eyes. I will leave figuring it out to your superior intellect. I will not make fun of your grammar because it's clear you do not speak English as a first language. You come off as a cut rate bond villain... Or maybe one in a Steven Seagal movie. The fat, tired Steven Seagal. Or maybe if Fred Dryer had made a knock off of a Dirty Harry movie. Anywho... At your level, I'd say put up a thread on the suggestions forum. Surely your bedazzling ideas and delivery will garner some attention and send ripples through the community.

Well, it's been all over these boards. Stunning disconnect for this team. I guess he pays more attention to reddit than the forums here. There have been probably a dozen threads on this over the last three days or so.....

Clothing is not based on the Arma build. It's based on the DayZ patch. The current build is inferior to me. It's 1.7.2.3. If you wait, the glory that is the 1.7.2.4 patch is going to unleash the camp models again. Three cheers for me, patch 1.7.4.2!!!

Awesome!!!!

I'M FREEEEE!!!!!

I can see the animation now. Survivor starts bandaging. Attaches bottle to arm. Pours out entire Jerry can onto self. Immolated.

Good things come to those who wait....

Don't feel bad, mate. You're just from the new school, I think. Aside from the "alpha experience" which I won't get into, the game IS challenging. It's not about being cinematic, or cut scenes or movies where you press "a" at the right time six times in a row and feel like a badass. It's challenging. There's a learning curve. It can certainly be successfully played. It's not for masochists. It's for those who enjoy overcoming a challenge. I'm not here to be entertained. But being a game journalist, you've no doubt seen articles about this is of the game industry. Sure, I have my games that I play just for fun, to be entertained, to get the pellet when I hit the right switch and move on to the next... Whatever.... This is different. It's the modern version of what games used to be. Get some depth. Go play some old console games, or early computer games. You'll see what I mean.