afterthesism

Looking for older guys (or gals) to play with me in my stream. Streams seem to be a little more exciting with a group. Add me on steam and we can go from there: afterthesism

^ Ya I really agree with this.

Ok, so some of y'all may have seen my last post about the v35 and the 7 or 8 tents worth of stuff we took from some bandits. This story happened the following night: Me and my one friend had all this new loot and we decided that we could actually afford to lose it since we had quite a bit of every item. So, we decided I would camp at the back of the NEAF while my buddy runs up to the air control tower to place a satchel charge on it. My buddy had told me that one satchel will blow it up, so he goes and places it on the inside of the tower (I was confused as to why he didnt just put it on the outside, because I figured it would work better that way). After he places the satchel he immediately wanted to blow it up, but I was like "no, let's wait and see if anyone goes inside, so we can take them with it haha". He definitely agreed with me, so we ended up sitting there waiting for about 10 minutes until we heard a helicopter fly directly over us. We were on a server with about 30 people so we figured that the heli was a clan's or some hackers, so we decided we should go look for it. But before we left for the helicopter my friend wanted to blow the satchel. So we count down "1....2.....3.....BOOOM". Air control tower has a huge flash come from inside of it and stands there like it gave 0 fucks. HUGE FAIL. lol So anyways, after our huge fail, we decided to go up north east to look for the heli because that's where my friend said he heard it go. LUCKILY I decided that we should go straight north, and then go to the right once we got to this mountain top straight north. So we start of and begin crouch running this whole time because getting a helicopter has been our entire life goal in dayz. We have never seen a helicopter like on the ground or anything like that. (we did have hackers crash two helicopters into both of us with TWO seperate helicopters) So we start crouch running up this hill, and I decide for us to lay down and as we get to the top of the hill, I look between to trees directly in front of me, AND THERE WAS THE HELI SITTING ON A HILL ACROSS FROM US! haha I told my friend, "dude....I fucking see the helicopter." and he said, "bullshit dude, quit fucking around." haha so I convinced him to come lay down exactly where I was and he saw the helicopter. He basically started hyperventilating and flipping shit. Anyways, neither of us have actually ever flown a helicopter, but I've got to drive most of the vehicles we've found, so my buddy youtubed how to fly the helicopter haha we eventually crawled up the hill to the heli looking around EVERYWHERE with our l85 for enemies. We decided that the clan had gotten off for the night considering there was a huge number of people that had disconnected. So we get in the helicopter and he starts flying and we decided to go hover over cherno. So he takes off and we are just SO pumped to finally have a helicopter, and even happier that we didnt have to repair the thing like that clan must have had to do. So we get to Cherno, and I'm sitting in the gunners seat gunning at little guys running through barns and shit having a blast. Although I never actually killed anyone because the chopper guns suck dick. We ended up hovering over the fire station and I ended up getting shot like three times and started bleeding. The game let me use my bandages in the heli, but it wouldnt stop my bleeding so I was like " Hey man you have got to land this thing in the next like 20 seconds or I am going to kick the bucket" and so he quickly flew right outside of cherno and came to a hover right above the ground and I jumped out. (it was a very good manuever on his part for being a first time pilot) I got out and bandaged myself and we started flying back up and decided to check out Elektro, and as we get about half way to Elektro, we both get the NO MESSAGE RECIEVED error when the server gets restarted. I am only forced to believe that the owners of the helicopter were hackers, server admins, or buddies of the server admin. I was so fucking mad, especially because this was the first time the server had been restarted for something I DID. It was one of those things that you read about on the forums, but never believe would actually happen to you. IT DID.

Ok, this may not be such a big haul for some people, but it was for me. Here is my story: So last night me and one other buddy went to the top right corner of the map searching for bandits or their camps. We ended up coming across what was about 7-8 tents and a v35(the big army truck, kinda old looking). The v35 was jammed pack to the brim with loot. It had almost every gun in the game plus all the other general gear. All the tents together had 3 ghillies, multiple as50s, multiple l85's, and many camping tents. Me and my buddy had decided luckily to drive up on our dirt bike so we had some extra vehicle repair supplies. The v35 had one missing wheel, so we assumed they only used it for storage, and VERY little gas. All the other systems were yellow also. Anyways, we ended up fixing the wheel on the v35 and gassing it up, and then decided to raid the tents. We took everything we could out of the tents, that would still fit in the v35, and then proceeded to fill every other free inventory slot. I got in the truck, and my friend got on the dirt bike, and we triumphantly drive away loud as fuck and kicking up quite the dirt cloud behind us. We drove far away and set up a brand new camp with our truck hidden in the trees and dirtbike. All in all, we had rounded up more than one of every single weapon and item in the game. This was SUCH a great night, seeing as the night before we had only just found our first vehicle EVER. the dirtbike.

Im looking to start a brand new clan. For more details, so I know that you are ACTUALLY interested, add me on steam: afterthesism We willl work out details from there.

I just registered, what do I do now?

Hey guys, Im looking for a serious clan or group of bandits that want to kill and pillage. I have been with one other guy, and he would probably join too, but not really sure about him now. Add me on steam: afterthesism We will go from there. Thx, Afterthesism

Ya, I updated with six as well. No luck

After this newest update, everytime i tried to start on a server, it says bad version and kicks me off. Ive tried changing from 95054 to 95099, and even the newest one. How do I fix this?

So it was night time on my server. And I was just running around, and these three guys in global chat said that they needed morphine for one of their guys. He said he had 1500 blood, and broken legs and starving. He also said that he had a M4A1 CCO SD ( ive never had a silenced weapon, so I REALLY wanted it). So anyways, they told me the city they were in and that they were throwing road flares all over town so I could see. That was a HUGE mistake. So I took off into the pitch black night, and set a way point on my map. I scouted out the town ahead of time and made my plan to enter and escape. I was ready to go. So I actually did end up taking 1 morphine with me, but right before I got to their town, a fucking zombie broke my legs. I was forced to use it on myself. I was going to kill these guys anyways but now I really had nothing better to do. Anyways, I ended up getting to their town ( and the whole time ive been asking them EVERY detail about where they are and who is in what building.). I started crawling from one building to another, stopping to ask who is where lol. They told me where one of them was, so I started to feel like it was a trap. Two of them were in the super market, and one was in an office building (he was afk but I didn't know at the time). I told them to throw down another road flare on top of the market lol. So I am laying down in a little yard with an eye on the market roof, and sure enough on of the guys is up there. I take aim for his head, but he dipped down to drop the flare. The flare lit his entire body up, so I lit him up with 4 or 5 shots ( I do believe my first shot hit him in the head and instakilled him). After I killed him , I was ready to look for the guy with the m4 cco sd. I crawled over to the edge of a fence by the market and laid up against the side of it. Not even 30 seconds later I hear movement on the other side of the fence. I looked forward really quick, and the guy with broken legs and 1500 blood comes crawling around the corner looking for me. He was RIGHT in front of my gun barrel lol. He actually surprised me because he showed up so close to me, so I fired like 8 shots really fast. He ended up dying. I looted his body, got the CCO SD. And put my AK on his body. For good measure loll. I didn't want to stick around for the third guy in fear of losing my gun, so I turtle crawled my ass all the wway out of town and ran for my camp. The WHOLE time I traveled back to camp, they were calling me names and telling me that they were in hot pursuit of me. I was like " YA RIGHT. It's in the EARLY morning, so I could barely be seen anyway." I thought that it was a very mean way of getting my first two murders, but I wanted that gun. Hope I gave yall a good story :)

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Same here. I was wondering how to update battle eye lol I believe that is our problem. Every single server is messing up because of the new update.

I'm looking for one or two other guys to roll with me to stay safer. I want to set up a tent and have a permanent camp somewhere on a server. If you want to partner up, add me on steam: afterthesism,, and once you do ill message you my vent, mumble, or ts3 info. You must have a mic, because I cant survive with someone i can't talk to .