TheBadger (DayZ)

Keep up the great work, Rocket.

Guys, something awesome has happened. Guess what? I was hit with 78 new notifications of subs and comments for my new series and they're absolutely loving it. Guess who? Stephen. Stephen posted my videos on Reddit, something I normally avoid and I got hit with so many notifications it was -crazy-. I easily got 50 subs out of those two videos alone. Wild!

*Note: The first episode has been reuploaded to fix the problem Youtube caused, if you encountered it during this period, it is now gone for good. Episode 2: The Conclusion of Stephan & Badger. All good things must come to an end, but... was it worth it? Be sure to vote! Do you want me to go to Cherno or Electro (again) next? Or somewhere else entirely? Also, I apologize for how dark the night scene was. I pumped up gamma before and after processing and I can't get it to look any lighter. I also turned down my mic volume as per suggested. I hope you prefer it this way!

And people question us Brits for shipping off all the convicts Australians...

Hey, trees are perfectly fine at insta-gibbing, even moreso than actual people given the right situation. I think you owe the trees an apology. :o

I work as a Bartender and 9/10 most weeks I come back from work at about 12AM. I want to chill out for a few hours, I'll hit up DayZ. Maybe a GB server to have less lag. I'd hate it all GB servers were forced to run the same cycle. I sure do love all this pitch black I'm seeing. All night. Every night. I'm not gonna lie, yeah, I love rocking daytime servers-- but I only play Night Time if I'm feeling extra daredevil because as much as I love being a walking rave light, bullets are an amazing deterrent from my desire to be able to see anything including loot or my way out of a dense forest.

Lag is the only real thing that really gets me. I've had so many intense firefights that could all be ended with the same sentence. "And then they all moonwalked diagnonally into the distance forever and everyone lived happily ever after."

Episode taken down because YouTube decided to "fix" my video and screw it in the pooch because I was an idiot and hit yes. Part 2 and fix will be up later today.

Being entirely honest, you don't know how long he was sat there for. Sometimes I'll chill out in the back of buildings because I feel safe while plotting out my next move or objective, he very much could be doing the same. Although I wouldn't put it past some of the people I've talked to on here to sit in a corner, strapped down by pure, unfiltered "nobody is going to touch my fucking beans" mentality and kill for it. Idea: Throw in a flare into the room to make the player panic so they give themselves a way. I totally want to try this now. I don't care if it ends poorly.

All Points Bulletin: Reloaded is still standing and people are having fun with it still despite it being a complete hackfest. You'd be surprised how versatile and resilient players can be to complete and utter horseshit.

Try not to get eaten because you're slowed down by all those grammar books you love.

I'm on it, I never get feedback like that. I'm glad you said something! Edit: My headphones have a bit of a weird quality about them that make leveling audio kind of difficult.

It has already been stated that other skins / clothes will be added. It's one of the major reasons they took out bandits getting a different skin from everyone else.

I don't know what you guys are talking about, I have myself a nice big bowl of victory.

Thanks for the response! I got a nasty youtube comment from someone over nothing at all so I was starting to think maybe posting this here was a bad idea if that was the kind of feedback I was going to get. I hope you'd be interested in seeing more, because so far I'm having fun with this concept.

Sir Badger calmly reminds you that he is referring to himself in third person, not first person. You forgive me, I forgive you? Yes? Happy bean can time? I don't normally write in third person. It was a strange I-haven't-slept-whim.

Sir Badger accepts your apology.

I am offended you didn't take Badgers like myself into consideration. I'm hurt. :( But no for serious I play a dude because I am a dude. Some people have even gone so far as to make accusatory comments about how I'm weird for wanting to stare at the backside of a man all day.

Before you can play on Veteran you have to pass a basic Russian understanding exam.

Being honest, you'd hope that by changing your profile in the base settings for ArmA to being different tan / asian / other race, the rest of your skin colour would change too! Nobody said you had to be white. Although I don't know if the models have a black female included as I've never looked.

Fixed that for you. From a non-American.

You didn't give any server information, how are we supposed to find you? I would help you but I'm at least a good 20 minutes away.

DROP ALL YOUR AMMO AND SURRENDER TO ANYONE NAMED BADGER AND JOIN HIS SQUAD OF MINIONS. Sorry, just thought I'd contribute at an equal level here.

Next time. Dont make so much noise in a thread by telling everyone like a mad man shooting up zombies orphans...then light up a campfire joint, making shooting you even easier.

Alright, I'm first off going to state this is probably more realistically a concept for the standalone edition rather than the ArmA alpha as it's already blatantly apparent that the current engine is not capable of preforming these acts, but here is what I wanted to propose: It would be an amazing addition to the game as a whole if there were options to carry / drag unconscious teammates / enemies to different locations. Haven't you found yourself stuck in a situation where your partner has fallen unconscious in battle and you really REALLY need to make a hasty exit? Or furthermore, wouldn't you adore the idea of towering over your victims limp torso and finish him by dragging him to a vunerable location, firing off a shot and watching the zombies do your dirty work? Obviously there would have to be some sort of abort lock so they don't just quit out and the option to break the carrying when the player becomes conscious again-- which furthermore brings me onto another potential proposal: Subduing enemies. Although this isn't really relevant, more peaceful means of neutralizing enemies would be amazing for players wishing to be civil minded, or don't want to be too big of dicks to new players starting out in Electro. Like an attachment that fired weighted bean bags to knock others out on contact like you're the riot police rolling up like you're the hottest thing since Gorillaz hit the scene. Really, these are moreso ideas to discuss, because I'm frankly more interested to hear on your input to the matter. What do you say, guys?