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Everything posted by ninjaontour
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I've also noticed this increase in preposterous silliness. Well played, Mr. Depth.
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Only if they include a stapler. I want to staple a King of Clubs to everyone I beat to death with a pipe wrench.
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Please don't tar us all with the same brush, because that's just not true.
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Read the whole way through every reply in the thread and was very surprised not to see more of the comment I've quoted above. You know, the only LOGICAL RESPONSE TO THIS NONSENSE. That's a huge NO from me. You want to play sports? Go the fuck outside, OP.
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Makes a solid point.
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Me too, yet every time one of these threads pops up it seems everyone and their granny claims to spend all their time up North. There are a lot of pre-teen story tellers around this forum, methinks.
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Cowboy hats - an invitation to shoot on sight?
ninjaontour replied to rickyriot's topic in General Discussion
Rhinocrunch is an arrogant asshole, I wouldn't go quoting him. -
Server hopping has gotten worse. (actuall analysis, not a whine thread)
ninjaontour replied to crazykage's topic in General Discussion
Translation: Me, me, me. Boo hoo hoo. Sorry OP, but you're making mountains out of mole hills. You seem like an angry guy, I hope you're ok. -
Nonsense, you haven't a clue what you're talking about. OP: I'm running an overclocked i5, 8GB RAM, and have a GTX680 4GB model. My frames in cities like Cherno will often drop as low as 20FPS. The game hasn't been optimised yet, and it won't be done for quite a while, unfortunately,
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I invite you to research your questions about security and infrastructure in countries which were formerly part of the Soviet bloc. I think you'll be very surprised.
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Server hopping has gotten worse. (actuall analysis, not a whine thread)
ninjaontour replied to crazykage's topic in General Discussion
The problem with your solution is that we all fall on the same sword. It isn't fair that someone with legitimate connection issues (whether their fault or game's fault) should be punished to the same extent as people who exploit the system. Someone further back through the thread suggested some feasible options, have a look for the post. There's nothing wrong with squad play. Read the comment I was responding to, it's all about context, friend. -
Server hopping has gotten worse. (actuall analysis, not a whine thread)
ninjaontour replied to crazykage's topic in General Discussion
Not an option if you're playing with a squad who won't move to your new server. Benefits lone wolves in that respect, but still eliminates hopping completely. -
Server hopping has gotten worse. (actuall analysis, not a whine thread)
ninjaontour replied to crazykage's topic in General Discussion
I'm sorry, my attitude is ruining the community? You'd like me to flesh out what I said a little more? Well, allow me to retort. I'm of the opinion that it's attitudes like yours that are detrimental to the community. You make an observation, which is entirely subjective, and then posit your "findings" as fact before proceeding to cry about why you feel like you've been slighted. You have absolutely no basis for your "analysis", and I'm calling bullshit on the grounds that you haven't got any proof. The entire OP, for all its bluster and noise, can be summed up in one line. "BOOHOO LOOT IS HARD TO FIND, NEW PATCH MUST BENEFIT SERVER HOPPERS. SOURCE: I SAW IT ON SOME SERVERS." Sorry OP, but I'm not the only one here who thinks that you're a melodramatic ass-hat without a leg to stand on. The onus is on you to provide proof, not on us to debate your baseless assertions. Was that good enough for you? -
Is there going to be a feature to tagg people as friendly?
ninjaontour replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
We were using burlap sacks as masks until they made them black your vision out. We'll probably use them again whenever we can cut holes for our eyes. A tagging function defeats the purpose of communication, and also encourages lazy play. -
7.62m? What in the hell monster cannon are you using?
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Google translate is not your friend.
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Server hopping has gotten worse. (actuall analysis, not a whine thread)
ninjaontour replied to crazykage's topic in General Discussion
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It also doesn't need to be winter in Eastern Europe for it to get so cold you can see your breath, whether the sun is beaming or not. I get the impression you may be missing the point of what's being said.
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If you like dying, come to BEREZINO.
ninjaontour replied to Johnny Depth's topic in General Discussion
This thread is AIDS. -
Fall damage is now off meaning snipers can now freely jump down from a building
ninjaontour replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
Read the patch notes. THE END. -
Congrats to people who hated server hoppers, but was it worth it?
ninjaontour replied to Rick1633's topic in General Discussion
So much no. Like, so much. -
Wow... So much wrong with... Just, wow.
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Upgrade your hardware and stop trying to play on an Intel Pentium Pro.
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30 seconds is a joke, make it 5 MINUTES!
ninjaontour replied to atmaca (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
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30 seconds is a joke, make it 5 MINUTES!
ninjaontour replied to atmaca (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
NO. Just, NO. It isn't the fault of the rest of the world that you live in the Styx, nor should we have to accommodate you. If you and your connection don't keep up requirements, guess who it's tough shit for... I'll give you a hint... It's not me.