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ninjaontour

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  1. ninjaontour

    Sweet Idea for the DayZ

    I've also noticed this increase in preposterous silliness. Well played, Mr. Depth.
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    in-game Sports

    Only if they include a stapler. I want to staple a King of Clubs to everyone I beat to death with a pipe wrench.
  3. ninjaontour

    Finally dead

    Please don't tar us all with the same brush, because that's just not true.
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    in-game Sports

    Read the whole way through every reply in the thread and was very surprised not to see more of the comment I've quoted above. You know, the only LOGICAL RESPONSE TO THIS NONSENSE. That's a huge NO from me. You want to play sports? Go the fuck outside, OP.
  5. ninjaontour

    ESP hacks are annoying

    Makes a solid point.
  6. ninjaontour

    The kneecapping pandemic

    Me too, yet every time one of these threads pops up it seems everyone and their granny claims to spend all their time up North. There are a lot of pre-teen story tellers around this forum, methinks.
  7. ninjaontour

    Cowboy hats - an invitation to shoot on sight?

    Rhinocrunch is an arrogant asshole, I wouldn't go quoting him.
  8. Translation: Me, me, me. Boo hoo hoo. Sorry OP, but you're making mountains out of mole hills. You seem like an angry guy, I hope you're ok.
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    Anyone have a GTX 580?

    Nonsense, you haven't a clue what you're talking about. OP: I'm running an overclocked i5, 8GB RAM, and have a GTX680 4GB model. My frames in cities like Cherno will often drop as low as 20FPS. The game hasn't been optimised yet, and it won't be done for quite a while, unfortunately,
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    Firestations

    I invite you to research your questions about security and infrastructure in countries which were formerly part of the Soviet bloc. I think you'll be very surprised.
  11. The problem with your solution is that we all fall on the same sword. It isn't fair that someone with legitimate connection issues (whether their fault or game's fault) should be punished to the same extent as people who exploit the system. Someone further back through the thread suggested some feasible options, have a look for the post. There's nothing wrong with squad play. Read the comment I was responding to, it's all about context, friend.
  12. Not an option if you're playing with a squad who won't move to your new server. Benefits lone wolves in that respect, but still eliminates hopping completely.
  13. I'm sorry, my attitude is ruining the community? You'd like me to flesh out what I said a little more? Well, allow me to retort. I'm of the opinion that it's attitudes like yours that are detrimental to the community. You make an observation, which is entirely subjective, and then posit your "findings" as fact before proceeding to cry about why you feel like you've been slighted. You have absolutely no basis for your "analysis", and I'm calling bullshit on the grounds that you haven't got any proof. The entire OP, for all its bluster and noise, can be summed up in one line. "BOOHOO LOOT IS HARD TO FIND, NEW PATCH MUST BENEFIT SERVER HOPPERS. SOURCE: I SAW IT ON SOME SERVERS." Sorry OP, but I'm not the only one here who thinks that you're a melodramatic ass-hat without a leg to stand on. The onus is on you to provide proof, not on us to debate your baseless assertions. Was that good enough for you?
  14. We were using burlap sacks as masks until they made them black your vision out. We'll probably use them again whenever we can cut holes for our eyes. A tagging function defeats the purpose of communication, and also encourages lazy play.
  15. ninjaontour

    I want to be a HERO!

    7.62m? What in the hell monster cannon are you using?
  16. ninjaontour

    Lesson Learned...

    Google translate is not your friend.
  17. OP considers this an "actual analysis". *Sigh*
  18. ninjaontour

    Remove the breathing fog

    It also doesn't need to be winter in Eastern Europe for it to get so cold you can see your breath, whether the sun is beaming or not. I get the impression you may be missing the point of what's being said.
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    If you like dying, come to BEREZINO.

    This thread is AIDS.
  20. ninjaontour

    SKS or M4A1?

    Wow... So much wrong with... Just, wow.
  21. ninjaontour

    crash 180sec penalty

    Upgrade your hardware and stop trying to play on an Intel Pentium Pro.
  22. ninjaontour

    30 seconds is a joke, make it 5 MINUTES!

    I have to admit, I laughed.
  23. ninjaontour

    30 seconds is a joke, make it 5 MINUTES!

    NO. Just, NO. It isn't the fault of the rest of the world that you live in the Styx, nor should we have to accommodate you. If you and your connection don't keep up requirements, guess who it's tough shit for... I'll give you a hint... It's not me.
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