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Are you stupid? Then a mac is perfect for you! 2000 dollar facebook machine, with shitty gpu

Thats too bad Macs are stupid products for stupid people There is no way a Mac could run arma 2 so never in a million years would a consumer mac be able to run dayz standalone which will be on the same engine

OP is a name sniper

and would take 3 years to create

Nice gamma exploiting

Duping at its finest

Me and two friends are running around looking for a bike one of us lost an hour before. We end up agroing and an entire town (15+ zombies) and we ran down a field I never threw a gernade before and I ended up dropping it on my feet. "I JUST DROPPED IT HOLY CRAP RUN" BOOOOOOOOOOM we all lost a little blood, and in shock. I look back. I see a massive pile bodys litter a field. It was fucking epic.

Think about it. At the low levels near the coast you run into a player. Many would kill outright for their supplies. Now what if you are not interested in killing the player for supplies but you spot each other in lets say a barn. At this many of you would shoot because this person is an immediate threat. He could just as easily 1-2 hit kill you without you reacting or the other way around. With the new patch pistols and the enfield have been nerfed and require extra shots to do what they used to do. Now a person has time to react to being shot and even if they die they can still ruin your day with 1-2 shots. Now instead of you being in extreme danger and your life is in the hands of a single mouse click, it might come to be that someone shooting would result in both parties coming out worse than they came in. So don't be afraid to try to speak to someone instead of shooting on sight. The only way we can cooperate better is if we hesitate now.

Oh well, I admit this is wishful thinking. Still, I do have good luck finding friendly people willing to play with me for a little bit. This still has no impact on the inland, as the damages for higher level guns are the same.

Wait till a server restart This has happened to me, for some reason the game doesn't believe you put the tires on even if you did. Check if any tires are popped visually, if so just camp it out for a few hours.

Get the fuck out of here

A pat on the back Oh and the loot they were carrying

First person and headbob on max get on my level

keyboard sensei masters itt

Basicly: You're fucked Large groups typically have SOMETIMES one pack of antibiotics in the rare case someone gets a scratch from a zombie while bleeding

found one once I still believe my current character is carrying it just because of the fact how uncommon they are

Are you an idiot? Xbox 360 and PS3 would never be able to play dayz unless it was converted into a 2D top down shooter. Seriously Im even going into the facts why xbox and ps3 suck for gaming over all, here is why it wouldnt work. Too few buttons Consoles are too weak Too imprecise, aim assist will be needed No mod support for consoles Bandwidth restrictions Terrible community

My range finder, because they are literally on the edge of impossible to find and because they are fun and handy to use while traveling to judge distance. I only got them from a dead clanmate after 4v3 battle

Green mountain There is a reason why we didn't go there. Our frequent commute for supplies to Zelenogorsk or picking squadmates in places like Rogovo, the mountain was never out of sight. If you knew where to look, the tip of the tower was always visible in good weather, but just barely. One day we have 3 newbies running north from a poke into Balota airfeild with no luck. A senior member of our team was supposed to meet the three at a road leading north towards our camp. They made a mistake and ran up the small road into the forrest covered hill. The person responsible with meeting up with them changed course to intercept in the woods surrounding Green Mountain. About 5 minutes of no action somebody mumbles something and then everyone goes quiet. The skype call drops. I sigh and begin trying to connect us all back into group call. Nobody joins back at first. Icyjoe was killed What the hell? That was one of the newbies. Finally the other two newbies reconnect to the skype call and being screaming something not understandable. I got that they were being shot at/being chased. I tell them to calm down and try to spot the shooter. Wingman was killed I start asking for the position of the person meant to meet up with them in the first place and I realize he never rejoined the call. StrangerB was killed *sigh* I finally get understandable words out of the young newbies. They explained they lost sight of each other after running into the woods and were hunted at a time. The guide was not at the meeting point. I realized then. There was no death message for the guide He is still out there. He no longer answers skype and has no more communication with anyone. What I and then the leader of the clan wanted to know. What exactly happened on Green Mountain -------------Based on actual events of last weekend---------------

Am I really being a dick shooing a person who made an account just to ask how to download the mod when the download link is ON THE HOMEPAGE.

I applaud those who know the real definition of survival, Men brave enough to sit beside a tent right next to a lake eating and drinking every half hour Resisting the urge to do something fun for the sake of living the life.

So here is me, and 3 clan mates just wandering around stary after an uneventful day on some random server because our normal server is down. We found a looted crash site and chased a guy who eventually d/ced. We are all pretty bored and coming back to stary to get make another loot run. What ever right? We begin crossing a field pretty stupidly instead of sticking to the tree line. "WAIT!" Across the field we see 4 figures stopped, one crouching. They obviously saw us. We quickly drop on the ground and our overwatch scopes in and begins calling out targets. THEN ...... connection lost to server The server crashed and went down.

Haha, I do wish we were recording, because the second we started loosing connections our skype call was just "Awwwwwwwwwwww" "awwwwwwwwwwwww" "What!??" "BAH"

There's this thing called Common Sense 2012 it's very helpful when ever you are using the internet.

A commentator that got super popular for his weekly dayz videos but still sucks so bad at dayz.