joffreybaratheon (DayZ)

*Crickets chirping*

wut

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gimp 1. gimp 2606 up, 667 down (1) a derrogatory term for someone that is disabled or has a medicial problem that results in physical impairment. (2) An insult implying that someone is incompetent, stupid, etc. Can also be used to imply that the person is uncool or can't/won't do what everyone else is doing. (3) A sex slave or submissive, usually male, as popularlized by the movie Pulp Fiction. Look at that gimp in the wheelchair Dude, quit being a gimp and take a hit! Bring out the gimp!

Gimp; general mong/nerd etc.

You appear to have posted your pc specs in your signature. Just letting you know, wouldn't want people to think you're a gimp now would we.

You want to know why everyone is killing each other for no reason? Because people on the whole are just c***s. Just overall terrible human beings. A complete waste of valuable organs. It astounds me how much the average dev has to do in order to inhibit everyone's inherent desire to be an outright twat. Casual FPS Player: I've got a brilliant idea how about I lie down in some obscure alleyway on the corner of the map for the entire match just so I can get 4 kills and no deaths. YES INDEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY I WILL UNLOCK THAT TACTICAL BEARD. Hardcore FPS Player: I've got a better idea, how about I'll play the same game all day, every day for months on end so that anyone that actually has a job or a social life doesn't have the slightest possible chance of moving out of the spawn in a straight line without getting shot through the eyebrow by some c*** called ULtImA8TE B@dAzz 43 that is freefalling through the air after jumping off the top of a laser blimp. Day Z Player: I'm also a c***, I've got a DMR with 12 mags and a backpack full of the best general s*** in the entire game but I shoot people in the back of the face that QUITE VISIBLY have nothing but a hatchet and a ham sandwich because my brain will releases 2 nanograms of endorphins which is 0.04% of the amount that I would of got if I actually had a conversation with a human or ate a pear or something but what else am I going to do my arse has grown into the chair. (just got killed on the airfield, entire post fuelled by pure butthurtage, but you're still all chodes)

What a total chode you are.