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    Stressed? Smoke a blunt the size of my gun

    I normally don't enjoy pothead humor, but this made me laugh so hard my laptop fell onto the floor. Bean to ya' ye' scurvy dog!
  2. I think the idea of a "journal" is superb. Perhaps there could be a special "leg bag" that only holds journals, so that when you do take someone out you could hold onto their journal as a keepsake of sorts. Or it could just record the player name in your journal when you confirm the kill. It's similar to a "dogtag" suggestion I've heard before, but I like your idea of a journal better. As far as the helicopter crash suggestion, I think you just hit the nail on the head. Forgive me if I missed it, but the only thing I could think to add would be the zombies would wear the nations' uniform to make identifying crash sites easier. The only issue with that is the "special forces" soldiers wouldn't really have any particular uniform, but I suppose the lack of a uniform would be just as telling. Overall, these are really good ideas and it's apparent that you've thought these through so congrats on that. We need more posts like these in the forums, and this one definitely needs to be read and discussed.
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    Landmines

    It depends honestly. Most mines are meant to maim and terrify, not necessarily to kill. They are mostly used to deny an area, or set off an ambush in what is called "asymmetrical warfare" Of course you wouldn't be "unscathed" but say you step on a M14 or Type 72 "toe-popper" mine, the results in game could be similar to a bear trap with higher blood loss. Plus in a game where morphine mends broken bones, surviving a mine blast doesn't seem all that unreasonable does it? Overall good idea OP, though I could see problems similar to people laying CAT wire in front of buildings just to be dicks. Also as someone else said, there needs to be a way to detect them, such as discolored patches of dirt, dead patches of grass, or slight lumps where they've been placed. Of course if they're surface-laid, then you really only have yourself to blame for not seeing it.
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    Blogging DayZ

    Just got done reading your first entry on your blog, and I must say it was fantastic. Visceral, tense and all around entertaining, I find myself wanting to read more. Also, I dabble a bit in narrative writing myself and have come up with an interesting idea. Your story chronicles the journey of a survivor new to the wasteland. Perhaps I could begin a thread about a grizzled veteran survivor, to give a bit of juxtaposition to your "babe in the woods" and perhaps even an antagonist to your main character, with the two crossing paths on several occasions. If you're interested in a bit of collaboration, let me know through a PM. If not, then I applaud you for your wonderful story and for inspiring my writing bug again. Happy Hunting, Doctor_sloth (P.S. WRITE MOAR!!!111!!1 :D)
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    Dead guy in my bus? (Screenshot inside)

    I don't know whether or not your body gets ejected if you die inside a vehicle, but I do know that you can pass out in a vehicle and that you can loot unconscious bodies. So unless you saw a death message, he might just be taking a nap in the back.
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    Stand Alone Better Be POLISHED

    This is a fucking knee-slapper right here boys.
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    To the guy who killed me.

    This post gave me a boner.
  8. That's what they all say :D But for realz tho, I am really enjoying this thread. Good luck on your "lastcharacterforrealthistime" (P.S. Let us know how Dark Souls is for the PC. I played it on my PS3, but have since sold that console. If it's any good on PC, I'd like to pick it up) Happy Hunting, Doctor_sloth
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    Bounty Hunting

    You should start a bounty hunting group and name it "Wolves of the Wasteland" or something like that. Have a home server somewhere where you can gear up and gather up posses to go out and track your quarry down. Set up a pricing table, have dedicated members...it could actually be pretty cool. Sort of like the Wasteland Medics have set up.
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    I need a ghilliesuit

    If you're still looking, I need boxes of ammo for a m249. Two will do, pm me for details.
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    So I convinced my best friend to get DayZ...

    I believe he was referring to using his axe :D
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    Is it possible to head shot a player?

    Yes you can headshot a player. And, from my experience, it's 100% lethal.
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    dayz commander

    Yes, click "settings" and there's a button that says, "launch DayZ" click that and enjoy.
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    Best Cities, Payoff Wise

    Are you looking for the lowest risk for the highest reward? Looking to kill some players? It all depends what you're going for, so if we could get a bit more information it'll be easier to find your answer.
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    Switching from pistol to flashlight help

    Because the ARMA engine hates you and everybody else... But seriously, it is a bug, and everybody loses a weapon to it at some point or another. I wouldn't sweat it though, 1911's are pretty common loot. Best bet are the apartments in Berezino, I always find like five of them there. Happy Hunting
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    First Player Kill

    You did what you had to, judging by the fact that you ran into two armed guys in the biggest murder-town in the game. We meet in Cherno? You're getting a nice helping of bullets from the pig. We meet in a barn somewhere? Then we can talk. No Fear. No Pity. No Remorse.
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    Happened to me this morning

    This made me laugh, so beans to ya'.
  18. I'm not sure if you're aware, but in the real world, a .22 will kill you just as dead as a 40mm. And referring to the "shitty" sniper rifles at the military's disposal? It's all about the operator. In regards to the OP? Nah, I enjoy the feeling of crosshairs on my back when I'm roaming around. Gives me one of them adrenaline rush thingies.
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    Make the snipers in barracks a bit more common?

    Yeah, that lack of actually hearing someone's tone is a kick in the nuts sometimes...
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    1st Kill(s)

    Damn son, get 'em
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    I shot at my first players tonight

    Sounds like what happens when I take a potshot at a player. *MACHINE GUN FIRE* "Shit, did he just get behind cover?" -Waits a few seconds- "No death message? Fuck this I'm out" -Proceed to run away like a pansy, zig zagging and sprinting-
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    Any trading posts need a guard?

    Right on, I'm just trying to get rid of these god-awful camo clothes that I have. You've got to be the fifth person I've tried to pawn them off on :D
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    Any trading posts need a guard?

    You want civilian clothes or camo clothes? Or a ghillie suit? Because we can set up a trade if you like.
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    Help installing 1.7.2.5?

    (Assuming a clean install, this is what I did) Step 1- Download 6 launcher from DayZ website Step 2- Download DayZ (this will be at 1.7.2.4) Step 3- Download DayZ commander (http://www.dayzcommander.com/) Step 4- Go to "versions" in the Commander, "check now" and then upgrade DayZ Step 5- Enjoy the new version!
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