Doctor_sloth

Serpentine.

And don't forget porn. Porn is great too.

Go with the SD. It is SO nice to not have to alert every zomboid in a twenty mile radius when you need to kill only one. Plus, you'll look uber l337 rollin' around with your silenced rifle.

There is a surrender animation, you just have to key-bind it. Also, this is about the thirtieth thread about handcuffs so....

You wont be paying "again" for anything. You didn't pay for DayZ, you paid for ARMA II CO. The mod itself is free.

I believe so. All I know is that me and my friend repaired a vehicle, thought "Hey, it's running fine what do we need this scrap metal for?" Then about five minutes later, I turned off the engine and let the vehicle roll to a stop outside of Stary when I bumped into a tree going around 3 km/hr. Hull immediately went red, and the truck wouldn't start. So using scrap metal is one of those, "better safe than sorry" deals.

You will avoid your vehicle becoming a smouldering wreck when you inevitably bump into something.

He's found other weapons, but he likes his axe. Fucker's got NVG's and still swings it around like a madman.

"No one could get that far with just an axe?" My buddy's on day 45 and still only has an axe. Sucks about your camp though.

Sent you a PM

Not that I disagree with your actions, but why is your friend obsessed with hunting streamers? I mean it's pretty wicked to have a bunch of people watch you murder someone in real-time, but is there an underlying reason? Or is it just for fun?

Title should read "All-American Noob" It would suggest his level of badness is almost professional, which it appears to be :D The video was pretty hilarious too, so thanks for sharing.

I'm down, but don't have skype. Have a steam account maybe?

I'm not sure what this means, but it almost made me shoot Mtn. Dew out of my nose. Thanks for the giggle :D

Look dude, I understand you but you obviously don't understand me. So let me put it plainly. DRINK.FROM.IT.MORE.THAN.ONCE. As in you can only drink from a canteen once until you refill it, even though I don't know anybody that chugs 1 quart of water at a time. So as I said before, it's a cool idea as long as you can quench your thirst from it more than once per refill. Hope that's more clear.

Like the Camelbak that is sewn inside of a bigger backpack? That'd be pretty cool as long as you could drink from it more than once.

Take hold of your axe boy, it's time for murder-make. But seriously....send them to their gods, take what you can carry and burn the rest.

Like I always say; Die like you were born Screaming and covered in blood. Good to see that there's still some who will die with their swords in hand rather than cower from their enemies.

You don't start with a map, you have to find one. Also, you posted this about four times, so take it easy on the button.

Crowbars DO work, they're just super finicky.

You could have just told the guy about the slider without being a condescending jackass.

I need someone who is willing to give me a blood transfusion. I have a 1911 and a Winchester, and lots of medical supplies. I have plenty of blood bags, but nothing really good to trade, so it'd kind of be out of the good of your heart. I'm in a building north of Elektro, and around 1100 blood, so traveling somewhere would be a problem. For those curious this is how I got messed up- (I've already fixed the broken bone) If anyone is willing to help, reply here or send me a PM

I'm on US 441

I'm surprised you managed to get puberty out of that mangled ass word.

You lucky bastard :D