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Twoski

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  1. Twoski

    Player health & resilient model

    tldr Because Alpha.
  2. Twoski

    Wow. I can't believe this shit.

    This would have been more appropriate as an entry in your diary. Not a forum post.
  3. Twoski

    Character moaning?

    buttsecks
  4. I see this offer and raise you. One bullet to the dick and then one to the head.
  5. It's code for the effing dog that is expected to be in the next patch. What this thread is about is beyond me.
  6. Now you know to not get too emotionally invested in your characters survival. The games not stable enough at this point in it's development to expect cheap shit like this to not happen regularly.
  7. Twoski

    Night run for supplies could have ended badly

    What a waste of time.
  8. Twoski

    entrenching tool

    It's for digging grenade sumps in your partners fighting hole.
  9. Yes, state age please. Some of us have court ordered restrictions on communicating with minors. :)
  10. I may be interested. However, when we huddle together for warmth on those cold rainy nights in our sniper nest, I get to be small spoon. Are these terms acceptable?
  11. Only scripters and devs can do that shit. Admins aint supposed to do shit but kick people fucking up their server.
  12. Twoski

    Fucking hackers....

    You are fucktarded, sir.
  13. Twoski

    I AM SICK OF THIS SH*T!

    Rocket will post any minute now. Begging and pleading for you to stay. Gnashing his teeth, wringing his hands and cursing a cruel god. No seriously, this is a big deal.
  14. Twoski

    Infection WTF?

    Last night I got infected. Lucky I had some antibotics. Built a fire, sat by it for a while, took the antibotics. I continue on with my friend. 10 minutes later I'm infected again. FML
  15. Is there a way to magnify the zoom on this thing? I can't seem to zoom in and out while scoped.
  16. Twoski

    HOW TO FIX "STUCK AT LOADING SCREEN"

    That didn't work for me. Neither did updating battleye. Only this worked. I could play fine after I replaced these files. http://dayzmod.com/f..._80#entry466273
  17. This worked for me, after trying everything else.
  18. Twoski

    Seattle 1337 Hacker

    That server name went over your head apparently. I would avoid that server in the future. You're not the first to complain of hackers there.
  19. Twoski

    Everyone Died

    As far as I know they don't restore characters due to hackers killing them. So yeah, we have to start over. I had guille suit, NVGs, M107. I don't mind much. Starting over is fun.
  20. Twoski

    Everyone Died

    I was on the server playing with my GF. We both died instantly. A hacker nuked it. Too bad, we had just gotten really geared up.
  21. Same here. I'm curious to hear if reinstalling worked. I installed the game for my gf as well and she has no problems getting into servers, but I can only seem to join like 1 in 10 servers.
  22. Same here. I've reinstalled and updated Battleeye a few different ways. I've installed the beta patches. I've run it all as admin. I am at a loss at this point. Many others seem to be having the same problem. My girlfriend plays with me, 5 feet away. She has no problems getting into servers.
  23. Twoski

    stuck on loading forever

    I was having this problem. I tried all kinds of stuff. Then I downloaded the Battleye file from here: http://www.battleye.com/download.html and it worked, finally able to load in.
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