thefreindlyoldman

These all actually sound really cool, though the chances of them implementing them are almost none.

Try disconnecting and trying again?

All I have to say: http://i.qkme.me/35bepo.jpg

There is no bacon.....

I ran toward a guy with a crowbar and he had a m4, missed me each time he tried to shoot me. That day some heads were smashed.

I don't know why someone would "hack" doing that as it doesn't help them at all. May be just a bug.

Whoa: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/508/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png

I want to blow your legs off for being a bandit...

B.F.G. I rest my case http://www.toymania.com/news/images/1005_doom1_sm.jpg

This game would be boring without bandits.

Download an automatic DayZ updater, it will always update your DayZ to the current version.

1. Its called getting tired. 2. You need to abort back to player list and go back in. 3. You can only chat with people in your vicinity on most servers. Its in Alpha stage, bugs must be expected.

I gathered about 15 zombies around me and took out a grenade and took them down with me in an explosion, twas quite epic.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4zu6iARQN1r0xl0g.jpg

People adapt.

Paying someone $25 to help you install a mod? Did you even try looking up how to or such?

They should add a mix of walking zombies in cities and towns and running zombies in woods and fields.

Yea this idea isn't good.

Probably bought it from a retailer that just cheated you out of your money... Where did you buy the game?

I think the infected would be better if they ran as fast as a survivor did, its sort of dumb that they run like Olympic sprinters

Cool story bro. Tell it again

http://macromeme.com/cat/interdasting.jpg

*100% you can't.

Dead do not simply rise from thin air.

Are you joking? *facepalm*