thehumandove

Me friend was kicked twice in a row from a server, with the reasoning being that his name was too long? I'm pretty sure that's not a valid reason, and it wasn't anything ridiculous anyways. His name is Barthalomew Drunk-Fist or something.

Humans are supposed to be the enemy. In desperate times, mankind is always the most dangerous

Please do, so then you can promptly be globally banned and I never have to deal with you again

You're missing skill. Don't worry. In time you may acquire some.

Bob just wants to see the tractors burn

QQ's gonna QQ

M14 is sexy. I yike it

u mad?

Months of playing, and I saw my first motorbike yesterday. Have yet to see an operational car.

makarov+ bandage+ a can of pepsi It's the best I can do

Her butt is his face... HER BUTT IS HIS FACE

I'll give you a makarov mag

You won't find an ATV at Green Mountain...only death and horrors await you.

Do you think this is a mother fucking GAME?!

I never asked for these artifacts

I enjoy playing with friends, but I honestly play better alone. I end up using too many resources to help the group as a whole, and we get in trickier situations than if I were going along on my own.

If you see a map marker on Green Mountain that says "We don't go to Green Mountain..." then I'm in that server

>not dancing around with a flare in hand There's your problem

The admin is clearly guilty!

r u a QQ?

Usually I just get kicked because the admin only wants to play with his handful of friends.

You could give it to me. That's always an option

YOLO swag 360 noscope...whoever you are, whereever you are, if you ever read this... ...fuck you

aww shit!

I lol'd