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thehumandove

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  1. It was the cursed Dew in your pack
  2. Maybe bandaging up others/bandit kills/zero murders
  3. I want a scarf AND thick framed glasses without lenses. Then I'm going to talk about how I was a bandit before it was cool
  4. thehumandove

    DayZ Tournament

    The Hunger GameZ
  5. thehumandove

    What keeps you playing DayZ?

    The glorious sandbox, and the contributed effort of my friends and I to stay alive
  6. thehumandove

    The goats are people!

    I don't even flinch when I eat up that sweet, sweet goat meat...
  7. thehumandove

    Zombies..

    Could always edit it out, but nah. Why bother?
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    Question About Global Bans

    So your friend was wrongfully banned as well? Not because you both shared the same scripts? Appears quite legit, my good chap. Fight the good fight.
  9. Back in my day we had sextants, and we liked 'em
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    Are Matches Limited?

    Realistically, yes. But these are magical matches, left behind by a wizard
  11. thehumandove

    Why do people call them zeds

    Kids say the darndest things
  12. thehumandove

    AKM = Uber Dinner Bell

    Yes. The AKM seems fucking insane now. One shot, and I have a party spanning two cities over coming to visit.
  13. That is why it's funny. Now give him your beans
  14. Your mad can be felt across the world
  15. thehumandove

    Why do people call them zeds

    I agree, zee is so much straighter that it brings all the girl zombies to the yard
  16. thehumandove

    List of servers with side/global chat ON

    I've seen hive servers with it on. Can't recall the names though
  17. thehumandove

    The Current State Of Zombies.

    They're broken. That is all I can say
  18. thehumandove

    Holy hatchet spawn batman..

    I like the ALICE pack plague myself
  19. thehumandove

    worst clan fight ever

    smoke weed errday?
  20. thehumandove

    My First Day

    It's best to shoot them in the legs and let the zombies do what they do.
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    Game changer...more realism.

    Sniper rifles would be useful. It puts distance between you and possible hostiles. Once the dust settles, one could check the bodies for supplies. If nothing else, it's a good tool for intimidation
  22. thehumandove

    The fellowship is broken

    The mountain dew corrupts the hearts of men
  23. Stay mad. Stay classy
  24. thehumandove

    Why are people playing this?

    QQ more, etc etc
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