thehumandove

Surely the video is on its way

It's ok bro. One day you'll grow out of this

It's ok you don't get subtle references. I mean your name is Lord Fartus and you reply FFRRRRT and think it's funny, so...you're ten.

Overweight? No bro, do you even lift?

I see you've continued to show your intelligence on the forums.

I carry a spatula. It can also be used as a weapon dealing 1500 dmg. Also has elemental fire properties on zeds

People call that a cave? Huh.

It can make the game nearly unplayable in the thick of it. Needs patching

you can just SHIFT and - instead. Dont need to press cntrl. Also it almost never works. Out of about 20 tries, it fixed artifacting once for me.

Silent Hill! I mean- Green mountain!

Feel free!

Yes indeed. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/55702-the-curse-of-the-dew/#entry532529

It was his time

Snipers gonna snipe. Haters gonna hate and also die.

Mannn..I heard a lot of derp...then I heard some herp....you sound butthurt

thems the goddamn breaks

If you could live and type...he deserved to die

No, but there'd be a sniper looking for supplies that he can use. Be it food, water, etc. edit: And if you think people aren't already selfish like that, you don't know customer service and how the end of days would push people

You have to tell us the area that you're in to make this valid. You could be like a 45 minute walk away for all I know

Oh. No save for you then, because you F4'd and knew better. Was going to be understanding ;] Good luck

Hmmn, tell you what, if you're new as you say, I'll go rescue you. PM me your server of choice

Where are you?

If they disappear, move. I know it's a shitty answer and everyone hates ghosting, but it's the only way you stand a chance. If they start popping out, get yourself in a nice corner, and wait. Chances are they might even be in the same corner as you. Not much more can be done at the moment

People are going to spawn near you at random times. I don't scout much more than a minute or so, but I always go into high risk areas with backup. I think it's more important to keep yourself open as little as possible, more than it is to see others.

To those saying camo clothing, no it's not. It's an entirely different skin.