thehumandove

A hacker admin! Thats double the l337

Probably because he accused you of hacking, and in turn you then said he was the hacker with proof to back it up. If that's true, you'd think you'd want the public to know that this is indeed correct.

Excellent. Maybe he'll be more cautious about trusting the entire server with his whereabouts

The QQ is spreading like communism across the forum!

Become what your gear's former master was. A noob killer

Crooked admin. Gotta love 'em! Keep it classy, Jarl

Its the beans knees

OP do you cry on the forums every time someone kills you?

Dan, build an army!

Happened to me before. I could have sworn right after I hit the ground it threatened to eat my children.

But that's not playing nice

Crack open the beans! Time for a shindig!

I heard OP left a copy of the recording at Green Mountain, but if you watch it a little dead girl crawls through your monitor.

zomg they was a hackerz all along!

The Dew ritual must be performed. It's said the can cannot leave its host until it has tasted blood.

No. The hackers are kind enough to round you all up with teleporting. You can thank them when you get there

Well as you know, all zombies are male. So as the infection spreads, you slowly turn into a man. The first to go are the vocal chords

A little bit of an overreaction. The community is no different than any other. In fact, with so few 'rules' or 'structure' compared to other games, I don't see how the DayZ community fares any worse than others.

Someone type more so everyone can jump in and correct shit

YES!

so cute so cute so cute

did you see any crashed heli locations on your way down?

The consequence is in risking your life, instead of avoiding contact. That's how it should be

Can we find a way to ban zombies too?