thehumandove

I leave the bodies where they lie

I too like green bears

May they know all those feels

I prefer to call them magicians

implying that murdering and surviving can't go hand in hand.

My uncle was a tractor you sonofabitch

You have my beans for The Road reference

You'll find friends in Cherno

Zombs, zombies, zeds, zed heads. Or just the good old fashioned "Behind you!"

Good M Night Shyamalan twist.

lawl

No Flicshot, you are the hackers. And then flicshot was a script.

I'm glad I found this thread

Live fast, die hard

Having some issues. Sometimes voice doesnt work, sometimes typing doesn't work.

THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO USE MORE CAPS!

This thread is balls

That server where everyone holds hands and shoots zigzagging zeds

Use flares. Just make sure you're not standing right beside them and that you keep on the move. Works all the time for me

Most wonderful

Felt bad for guy that tried to scam you, and then tried to kill you. This just in: Nicest guy in the world, starving to death.

Yeah brah, after getting into DayZ I brought in 3 friends. Word of mouth has done wonders

I will PM my camp location to you OP

I dont get it, did he kill himself in the process?