thehumandove

I'll substitute it for Kiddo, but that's as far as I'm willing to go.

FN FAL, M14 AIM, buncha other stuff to stop me from deading

and then press P for other info

would have been better if you both switched to hatchets and crawled towards eachother for a finale

They should have given you a bike, and you could reenact GTA san andreas

Its your best bet to get armed without dealing with other players

A most excellent read, friend

So much mad

That's ok. I've shot and killed my friends on accident several times.

In case of zombies- Think before you shoot In case of players- Shoot before you think

The mountain dew is cursed

derp

Happened to me before as well. Put someone down with an enfield and they were dead as dead can be, but it didn't count

And then when you're walking by a firestation and you want to enter it...and then you stop yourself. There is no loot for you

Dude, you always make the worst suggestions. Just stop

Yeah. I want peashooters please. That should be a barrel of fun

Its not a virus you tards. Sweet crabby patties

In fairness, I'm now autokicked from every server since the update.

You're a virus

It seems fine to me

This is relevant to my amusement

Im downloading it, and it kicked me out of a game. Uhhh...so little info...

r u a z?

I could do a drunken hermit pretty well

Night vision goggles are for pussys. Flares. fucking. everywhere. And then run. Everything will fall into place.