thehumandove

It couldnt. Thems the rules

He's trollin!

I agree about the vehicles. Most people are fucking retarded with them and you never see them outside of their secret stash. I have yet to sit in anything but a bike seat.

Share the magical knowledge of giving

Now I want to play goldeneye. Silly hackers. Always giving me whimsical ideas

This thread. This fucking thread. And I'm all outta beans

Bless your bandit heart

The memo was missed

This game is too easy. I want to spawn with every bone in my body being broken.

I think they have cures for that now

I'm nocturnal. Night is usually when I'm my most active on dayz

That was hot

liek dis if u cryd wen shifty died

Zombies ate the servers

No. People that play this like COD are the ones who get killed all the time.

Let the beans speak for themselves

I lold

You dont like it, so no one likes it.

Yezzerp. Check those corpses sometime

Dont worry, it just means Jason is chasing you

Man, you are so intellectual. Keep awesome

They nerfed it hard then. Dayumm

Its a war of patience for load times.

How does one get low on food? Zombs give you beans and pasta half the time.

I think anywhere in the server. I'm assuming that person doesn't realize everyone can see it, or they're laying a trap for you.