thehumandove

You know...some guys are pretty good at feminine voices. Awwwkwwwarrrd

I'm really attached to this bear trap I found. I don't know if I'll ever use it...hell, I dont even know if it works. But I like the idea of owning a bear trap for shady purposes. I'll probably carry it around until I die

Riveting first post, chap

I want one too. But instead of filling it with guns and tools of survival, it'd be filled with CANDYYYY!

From the two I've encountered, the loot is on both sides of the heli. Hard to see in the grass usually, I just walk around with my mouse wheel scrolling to find everything. I would have guessed that there was 4 lootable spots, but eh.

I heard the patch feeds on the souls of the innocent

lol

I stick to one water bottle, and a couple pops to keep me going. My friend holds 3 though. Personal preference I suppose

I loved it while using it. They classify it as a sniper, but it really isn't. I miss it

Oh you

Its the most prestigious of bans

Get Arma 2 and Arma 2:OA. Run them both once Download Six launcher from this site. Run Six. Congrats, you made it.

Acebane's tutorials are the bees knees.

I'll be the T-Dawg to your Rick

It's not you, it's them. Or that's what I tell myself when that message pops up.

I got a gold weapon after seeing a double rainbow at NWAF

barnacles

Not walk casually, he said he was sneaking up on them. I still fail to see how that makes you nice. It's not like you were helping them in any way. Amirite?

Your server? Me and my friends were already on our way up

Which used to be a one shot...

Never get between a bandit and his burger.

I max the head bob to get my groove going

This just in: I got globally banned for eating a prime rib.

I prefer mispronouncing them and adding my own little quirks to the words. Bonus points for a shitty russian accent