thehumandove

I used to have a m1911, but after the nerf I said fuck it. Now I'm back to my trusty makarov.

Oddly having the same issue, with six launcher

OP, congrats on making the worst thread of the day. Have some beanz!

Woa! Apparently OP is smarter than 90% of the population AND a youtube veteran! Cool. story. bro. Do you have a degree in cool stories too? That might make you OVERQUALIFIED

Except they're living, infected humans. Not zombies. Get your facts straight, Jack

There are no rules in love and war. Also I made a killing backing Amy from Congo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Logic. This makes none.

If someone doesn't toss a grenade into the church, I'll be sorely disappointed.

If I were a bandit that shoots spawners at Cherno and Elektro, I'd be happy too.

Obvious spawn sniper is obvious.

You didn't even get to SEE the axe murderer? That shit is weak, brah

Your frustration pleases me

I was playing on one server, and I checked my map. Someone marked Green Mountain as 'Magical Trevor and his whips'. Needless to say I lol'd and stayed the hell away from green mountain

It should be like Fable, and you start to grow horns and become a demon and shit. Cool story bro

Keep snipers as they are. I don't have a problem with them, and I've never even used one in the game, though they've been used on me. No need to take away the element of fear, not knowing if a sniper has their scope trained on you. That's half the fun

Novelty item? What is this heresy?!

A pony troll? The perfect storm. Either that or you did that whole 'went full retard' thing.

Someone forgot their love and tolerance at the door

Did I? I believe I said I looked things up on the internet later on. That's hardly cheating anyways. I decided to improve my skill at the game. Which is what new players should be doing. Or we could follow your example, and just give them everything. Because, you know. Fuck survival in a survival game.

Alone at first. I gradually researched as I went and used an online map

I started playing after the pistol was removed. I played alone. Positive experience. This game shouldn't have to babysit people. That's not what DayZ is about.

Cool story bro but you need to calm down.

I like when they've built up with anticipation only to be broken down. OP, on your second life, you decided to give the game 'another chance'. Sorry, but your ridiculous impatience has no place in DayZ anyways. I heard COD black ops 2 is coming out soon. Ciao

You just said you've been bored throughout your experience. Why the fuck did you continue to play? You must be a sucker for punishment. In any case, game clearly aint for you, brah.