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thehumandove

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Everything posted by thehumandove

  1. thehumandove

    Holla at me

    HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  2. Why change it now? It's already set in motion as a product. I would be challenging developers for new games (especially on the steam greenlight project) to think of something different. Because between slender games and zombies, there isn't much else on there.
  3. thehumandove

    *RADIO TRANSMISSION*

    And then Daniel Moore was a zombie
  4. thehumandove

    I can see you...

    He logged into his undies
  5. thehumandove

    Do You Play DayZ in the Nude?

    Usually no pants
  6. thehumandove

    Rocket Seriously

    Dumbdick? Elementary school confirmed
  7. thehumandove

    WHAT THE HELL THE BUS IS FULL OF PEOPLE!

    A most enjoyable read!
  8. thehumandove

    An Open Letter to Moderator Max Planck

    A most riveting thread, homeslice
  9. thehumandove

    Killing unarmed survivors..

    Legendary. Four friends...taking on the unrelenting masses of unarmed players...Who will live? Who will die? Stay tuned.
  10. thehumandove

    Combat Logging you fuckers.

    OP IS SO MAD I CANT WAIT TIL HE RETALIATES TO MY POST
  11. thehumandove

    Why are so many 'Bronies' into DayZ?

    ...awwwkwarddd
  12. thehumandove

    Players in last 24 hours: less every day

    Op, you realize everyone isn't going to be playing at the same time, right? Want to make sure you understand that concept.
  13. Leave it to a brony to not understand why someone would shoot at a huey. It's not rocket appliances.
  14. thehumandove

    Randomly died WTF

    Easy come, easy go my friend
  15. thehumandove

    Chernarus, the scenic route.

    I shot down a helicopter with a crowbar.
  16. thehumandove

    The Q.Q thread

    Sometimes when I'm in the woods alone I like to practice my bo staff skills.
  17. I want to teach my dog how to talk so I can post youtube videos
  18. Didn't look like they were any better off than your group.
  19. thehumandove

    It's all about hit detection

    That trade didn't work out
  20. That sounds like an old lies tale to me.
  21. My humour betrayed me.
  22. I'm aware, bro. But doggy dog is the new dog eat dog. Just look around dayz a bit.
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