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My story started this morning on an day off of work. After a couple of days with not surviving for more than 10-20 minutes I took a different angle this time. It worked. This morning I looted Cherno. I did everything in the darkness of the night. Throwing around flares to mess with other players who were probably on a manhunt. Got guns, a map, compass, hunting knife axe, cans, beans, the whole shabang. I even found a tent! With it I started my journey towards the nw Airfield. Looting Stary Sobor and every deer stand on the way. When I arrived at the airport several hours later I raided it, hoping for a nightvision. But all I found was a horde of zombies following me into barracks. I almost died. With the guns I had I could kill em all until I had no ammo left. With less than 2000 blood I managed to stop the bleeding and heal my broken bones. Time to GTFO but this time with a super annoying blurry vision and passing out every 30 or so seconds. I knew that there were two options left. 1) die and restart. 2) find a cow and kill it, get meat, get wood (what she said), start a fire, cook and feast on flesh like a Zed. I chose the latter and wandered around for hours until I found a sheep and later a cow. Damn blurry sight gave me a headache but I survived! After that I raided the airport twice with almost the same outcome. Then I decided to travel to the east, hoping to find something cool. Like a helicopter crash site. Instead I found a tractor. After almost 8 hours of playtime today, without dieing once, I found this tractor. I told my girlfriend to come and take a look at my new tractor... How cool it is driving it around in the forrest with high speed... Fuck you tractor. And fuck you girlfriend for laughing so hard at my rage. PS hopefully now I can sleep. Putting it all behind me. It's just a game. Pretty fucking awesome game!