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Bean Bandit Bill

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About Bean Bandit Bill

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    Scavenger

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Engla-I mean, NW Airstrip
  • Interests
    Eating Beans, killing Survivors for Beans, killing Bandits for Beans, killing Zed for Beans, finding Beans
  1. Bean Bandit Bill

    My name is Dr. Phil, and I'm here to help you.

    I know it does, specifically why I pointed out the irony of me saying that in accordance to my name. Take my name seriously if you want. Either way, if you don't trust me then that's fine; but if you'd like to give me a chance: http://steamcommunity.com/id/veldanmerek - Add me.
  2. Bean Bandit Bill

    My name is Dr. Phil, and I'm here to help you.

    Hey Dr.Phil, me and my partner have gotten quite lucky in our last loot run. We're in possession of 3 antibiotics, an item which can be extremely useful when in need. So, if you want you could have them; no point hoarding them to ourselves. Name irony, it's everywhere.
  3. Bean Bandit Bill

    Read This If You Are Bored Off Dayz !!!!

    Go ask Mother for 5 Sovereign Coins. Then buy the game; better yet, get a job, wash a car, mow a lawn or do a paper round. Jesus christ, some people...
  4. Bean Bandit Bill

    My First Day in DayZ

    My sig. Read it.
  5. Bean Bandit Bill

    DayZ FOR XBOX 360!!

    ermahgerd i sed trololol i liek totaly own3d those guys dey wish dey be as epic as me, i beter get more stuff from 9gag trololololol
  6. Bean Bandit Bill

    Mtn Dew Cans

    Legends tell of a legendary thirst quencher, something that was once a common item pre-infection... Now, a treasure among the infected hospice of Chernarus. Legends say this drink can drive a man beyond his very foundations of his humanity, consorting him to Banditry; others say it grants him powers, the legendary ability of unrest, the ability to survive without sleep... Very few have found such a treasure, even less, have survived to find out it's abilities.
  7. Bean Bandit Bill

    DayZ FOR XBOX 360!!

    Unfortunately, Toasters (Consoles) can't handle ARMA2, 'nor would it be likely that the game and it's constant updates even be endorsed. Not to mention, why why why? What possible advantage do you get with an XBox? A big screen can be used as a monitor, and you can plug controllers into your computer, and without a doubt; this thread gave me cancer.
  8. Hardly griefing, most of us kill because so we don't get killed, that's basically how the game's society has formed over time, I just stick with my friends and that's it. Think about the guy who killed the OP, he got an AS50 with little effort.
  9. Welcome to the Bandit Side of Humanity. We have the meanz to acquire Heinz Beanz, because beanz meanz heinz.
  10. Bean Bandit Bill

    Bandit/Backstabber hate rant

    "Don't shoot first, ask questions later." The ideal that cause the death of so many.
  11. Bean Bandit Bill

    Can't pickup bag (Coyote)

    Coyote Pack is the best pack in the game, THAT is a Czech Backpack, a pretty common backpack. Sigh.
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