Dr Cheese

I gave that one 9/10 lols, I had to deduct one lol because he didn't label the axes correctly

While they're at it they could add aliens, vampires and werewolves too. I'm thinking maybe out in the wilds you could find a crashed ufo with like lasers and shit lying around, maybe plasma rifles too. If you could get some spare flying saucer parts then you could fix it up and fly around in a ufo! With the vampires then, in houses you could find garlic and use your hatchet and knife to break up furniture and make wooden stakes that could be used in the crossbow, churches would obviously have holy water and crucifixes and stuff. Wicked! Werewolves, you'd need silver bullets of course so maybe in houses you could find some jewellery, make a fire to melt it down for bullets. Obviously if you got bit by one then you'd become a werewolf too, so when there's a full moon you would rip all your clothes off and run around all naked and hairy, then next morning you'd have lost all your gear and have to find clothes and stuff again. So other players would know you are a werewolf because you're butt naked and covered in blood. I'm totally serious.

lol Evel Knievel meets the zombie apocalypse, bonus points for taking out the zombie

yeah I quite often have ping over 100 and don't get kicked, weird

I used to have one of those old 1980s MOD issue tin openers that came in the ration packs, came in handy a few times!

I think to finish off you could do with one of these: and some: And forgive me for being a pedant but that isn't a hacksaw, it's a bow saw. Remind me to never let you near my workshop... :P

I fixed that for you ;)

That'll be the acid kicking in

lol I had one ask me if I was friendly once. I answered with a shower of hot lead, which means "No" in any language

yeah Thirsk is quite a nice map, only 150km though

I found a similar scene at the field hospital near Balota once, seven dead players, a car, tractor and atv all with headlights on and engines running. I wish I had seen the events that lead up to it though...

Even Chuck Norris is scared of the doors I have to say I've never been hurt by a door or a rock in dayz I already learnt from playing arma

That's Utes isn't it? I have to say it looks exactly the same as on my gts 250,

Maybe someone will do a dayz Jade Groove? V8 Interceptor not included btw! http://www.armaholic...ge.php?id=10498

"Oooow, f*ck that hurts" in an Eastern European accent

I feel what you're saying. I stopped playing a couple of weeks back and just now playing other games and waiting for the standalone. I wish they were doing a new map for it though.

imagine how many steaks you'd get off a Brontosaurus - could feed a 60 player server for a month!

L0L ^^^

Yes. it's from the vid I linked to (not my vid). Made me lol too

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/91061-dayz-randomn-lol-clips/ ^_^

This one? Or perhaps a video showing how dark nighttime is in dayz

I was gonna listen to your song but then... I think you know the rest

I hope you drank some zomerset scrumpy while you where there, certainly beats a can of pepsi

lol I remember that one, talk about a trip down memory lane...

If you think dayz cows walk fancy you should see the udder ones *badoom tsh*