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So, I've been gone for a week.
Dr Cheese replied to Bottlerocket's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Theyre adding pumpkin cannons, spud guns and zombie catapults next patch... oh and something about dogs -
My Bean bring all the boys to the yard
Dr Cheese replied to team_player's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
see I gave you beans and then I took them away, life is harsh man- 44 replies
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awsome idea for finished game
Dr Cheese replied to 2skillD4Uok?'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well I don't really think dayz needs to take on any other franchises, hopefully it will carve its own niche so to speak, CoD and battlefield are totally different types of games to dayz and arma. I haven't played cod since cod 2, but I don't dislike the game or its players. I do play Battlefield however and always will probably. I should think that most of dayz players got the game after seeing video on youtube already which would have been recorded in fraps or dxtory or whatever, I'm just pointing out that nvidia or ati should get their acts together and add oncard support so gamers can record their play without needing third party or in-game support -
awsome idea for finished game
Dr Cheese replied to 2skillD4Uok?'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It really surprises me that nvidia and ati haven't added hardware support on their cards for game recording. I'm sure it will come at some point but really they are so slow to capitalise on this -
I was being sarcastic. I like the idea of crafting items/weapons though. In Fallout 3 you could get blueprints which enabled you to build weapons once you had the parts. The Railway Rifle was great as was the dart gun, nuka cola grenade and the bottlecap mine etc.
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Good idea. I've seen pumpkins in the game. You could build a pumpkin cannon. Or a gun that fires dead zombies. Or how about a goat gun?
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Someone please tell me how to do this.
Dr Cheese replied to DannyFilming's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Maybe this will help you, I won't tell you how with DayZ you'll have to figure that out yourself ;) -
This is my story.... how I managed to solve performance and artifact issues.
Dr Cheese replied to jenxie's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
There was a discussion about this on the BIS forums and some people reported better performance with maxmem=4096. I think you are allocating a GB of ram for each cpu, ie cpu=4 so 4x1024 which would be within the 32bit restriction stll. I guess people with 8 gig of ram could set it even higher and still be within the 32bit limit? I don't know for sure but I don't get the performance issues a lot of others get despite running it on an older system, and there is a noticeable decrease in load times. -
Abandoned or just Incommunicado?
Dr Cheese replied to BennyBoy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Dean Hall@rocket2guns I'm in San Fran right now, fly out tomorrow for PAX :) For the uninitiated, that is secret BIS code for "I'm working so hard my fingers are bleeding" ;-) -
DayZ, as a mod is now dead - roll on standalone
Dr Cheese replied to TheMachine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I have only ever encountered one, that made me dance, turned night to day and vice versa a few times, then turned me into a dog, at that point I logged out. That's in over two months of gameplay. I have never been killed by a hacker... I don't think the hacking is as bad on UK servers though. -
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Why we may never know what happened.
Dr Cheese replied to I2ejected's topic in New Player Discussion
From the front page: "A 225 km2 open world post-soviet state and one of the areas hit by a new and presently unknown infection which has wiped out most of the world's population. You are one of the few who have survived and now you must search this new wasteland in order to fight for your life against what is left of the indigenous population, now infected with the disease." -
Sod driving it I wanna know where the damn cigarette lighter is
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Nice vid. i got a first class marksman with one of those. Nice to strip down as well, used to have to do it blindfolded lol
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Maybe broaden your horizons a bit. I think I've been playing for about 8-9 weeks on and off and I've always got a coyote 24 slot (usually find one in a supermarket), I have had cars, atv, bicycle, boats, tractors (no chopper yet though), ghillie suits and camo clothes etc etc. but I tend to wander all over the map
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Why people should stop leaving satchel charges in tents + Animal Cruetly
Dr Cheese replied to mr_seacucumber's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
How would you like your steak sir? Rare, medium or completely obliterated :P -
I arrive in Olsha only to be transported to Kamenka
Dr Cheese replied to Sula's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
*takes the suntan lotion* *appplies liberally to breasts and buttocks* *gets eaten by zombies whilst distracted* Best death in DayZ ever!!! -
I arrive in Olsha only to be transported to Kamenka
Dr Cheese replied to Sula's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol I got a spare deckchair somewhere... -
I arrive in Olsha only to be transported to Kamenka
Dr Cheese replied to Sula's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You mean after logging out? It's only happened to me once so far : -
I would suggest taking a break for a while if you found a goatse in DayZ.
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Dont understand why i lag so hard in cities.
Dr Cheese replied to FrenZY9527's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
-maxVRAM=1024 -maxmem=4096 -exThreads=4 -cpuCount=4 try putting in your startup parameters, maybe you already did this, if not that is mine so you'll have to put whatever your video cards vram amount, number of cpu cores with a gig of memory for each thread , and the number of threads your cpu handles. -
Dont understand why i lag so hard in cities.
Dr Cheese replied to FrenZY9527's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
I would suggest some kind of resource monitor, at least then you can see exactly what is spiking and work from there. I get no issues at all bar server lag, and my system is qx9650 stock, 6gb ddr2, and an old gts 250 @ 1920x1080, and I'm conected over mobile broadband lol. -
Making an autorun buttong for logitech G keyboards
Dr Cheese replied to FaxMonkey's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Butt tong? Someone help me out I'm having some problems with this one