Gogster (DayZ)

You have to admire his persistence. And balls, you've got to admire his balls.

Props to Sye73 for staying with this dogs dinner. I think this just shows the poor state us admins are left in with these piss-poor rules that the mod developers have brought down from Mount Sinai. It's all very well @BlindingSun to spout the rules verbatim from the relevant post but does he sit there in an evening answering DM's, emails, PM's etc from players reporting hackers on the servers? If this were any other game you would simply log into RCON and ban the twat there and then and there would be no more said about it, no nooo because BE is about as useful as a fecking chocolate teapot and the dev's have this bizarre fucking rule of not banning anyone, irrespective of the evidence you have of them hacking - the place is a free reign for the tosspots to keep coming back. I know what I'm doing about it and it ain't sitting on my thumbs.

Has anyone got a picture of Jean Luc Picard I can borrow?

Why cheat in the first place? Are you French?

That, for certain, is a gun without any smoke coming out of it.

I can tell you're angry because you used a red font. Red is the colour of angry people, you further punctuated your anger by inter-splicing capital letters for some of the words. This must mean you're really angry and not just suffering from faux rage. In response to your last image - global bans are handled by BattlEye, not the DayZ dev team. Good luck with that and remember when contacting them - use red text and make it CAPS!

Babel Fish has a lot to answer for.

???? Murders and bandit kills are still shown.

ROFL :lol: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans:

680 user right here - will test tonight.

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Server has been restarted again with those players that I could pick up from the logs, banned.

It would be if my internet connection hadn't just gone pear-shaped in work. I've grabbed the log-file and restarted. There's not really a fat lot we're supposed to do as admins - but I'll check the log-file and if it continues send me a PM and I'll ban any scripts I find in there.

I'm on it.

Really? The only stuff I get from deer stands is bandages, some ammo, chem lights, epi-pens and empty tin cans.

I don't like to beg, I will simply say this. Choose an anti-cheat that allows admin tools. Congrats by the way!

Great stuff, good story and well told - beans for you.

Look at that artwork... Walking Dead season 2 anyone?

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All snipers must hang.

So tetchy :)

Probably best to watch some videos on YouTube - try SideStrafe's channel - his are pretty good for new players.

Like a broken pencil.

You young'uns, true wibble: