Wargunner

... And I'm still lying down on the shores of Elektro Unconscious. If you need words of wisdom now is the time to ask my friends.

Baby don't hurt me. No but a tin can. Pudding is ALWAYS after meat! Sadly these epic adventures had not been recorded. I was so close to fame. If only...

If you're single, once a week should keep things interesting. If in a relationship, then resist as much as humanly possible, you won't regret it. Apparently so. No, I did not bring a towel. This beach trip was... unplanned. No, I have had enough NapZ on the beachZ. I believe I'm the first. My painkillers, torch and bandage now belong to you my friend. Wait you didn't give me any b... Ohh, ohhh you sick motherfu- No, but my reasons for lying on the beach for that long would be somewhat more justified. Nothing I have heard of, and too late to try. I have awakened from my 34 day slumber on the beach. If you need anymore words of wisdom my friends please just ask.

Agreed with everything you have said so far. I just wish there was more to do, they say it's a sandbox game but we dont have the tools to do much. I had some suggestions but I can't think of them right now. Also, you have a fine taste in music ;)

You know it's funny. When I'm driving around at the airfield with a load of new gear and I hit a 1 foot pole sticking out of the ground and my vehicle explodes it's "huh, easy come easy go". But when a zombie knocks me out while scavenging in Cherno it's "YOU FUCKING CUNT OF A ZOMBIE YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER" can be heard through out the neighbourhood. Seriously zombies enrage me like nothing else. No idea why.

DayZ: "The enemy of my enemy is my enemy".

It seems every action ends in death... Someone should do a flow chart. Would look interesting, lol.

Not a fan of choppers at all. Never knew how easy you could spot everything until I was in one. We could basically look over the whole map within an hour and get all camp locations. Nothing is safe when there's a chopper on the loose. The only way I can see myself hiding a tent is glitching it inside a building or placing it under water. Would not mind at all if they were taken out.

I usually leave when it becomes night. I don't think it's anything to be ashamed about. Humans aren't nocturnal, I think it's natural to stop activity for the night and get some shut eye and continue in the morning. That's what I pretend I'm doing. When night time approaches I make my way back to camp and get some sleep for the night (so to speak) and wake up in the moring for some heli hunting! Playing at night time isn't really thrilling for me. Using a flash light is just way too awkward. I basically can't move without my guy frantically waving it from head to toe. And even then, when indoors the cone of light seems way too small. As said above, looks like you're looking through a straw.

I don't know the type of server you were playing on but at the moment I'm playing on a passworded private hive with not much people. It's really good if you just want to mind your own business and collect items. It does get boring never seeing anyone, but I'd rather be able to have a vehicle and fast loading times than more player interaction. Can't stand 10 minute loading screens.

Been spendin most our livez livin in a hackers paradize.

You know I find the part right at the end where you randomly prone the most funny lol. Like you seem really confused or something hahaha.

After a day of chopper hunting on my bicycle I came back to my camp with a DMR, an M14, a bison and 4 FN FAL's with 7 mags. Now when I go on a loot run and put all my valuables inside my tent I take a Fal with me instead of my Enfield lol. There were a couple of crash sites a found that were pretty useless though (3 medical boxes and other junk). Haven't come across a .50 cal yet, not that one would be much use to me. Just to add, I think chopper hunting is about the same as loot cycling simply by knowing the mechanics and how they work. Why my post is relevant I don't know.

I try and make sure you have to come with in a 30m radius at the very most to be able to see my tents. Often I can see tents from hundreds of metres away because people place them on slopes and tents seem to really stick out no matter where you put them.

More ambient noises, to enhance immersion. S.T.A.L.K.E.R combined with the complete edition mods absolutely nailed this aspect I believe. Some of the shreaks heard at night time sent chills down my spine and even made me stop what I was doing. Absolutely amazing.

Well, if you think about it. Majority of guns were made to use against people, not zombies. So I think it's fair to have these rifles in the game, because they were made to kill people. Obviously they should be a rare find. Also just remember, zombies aren't the only enemy in this game.

Uhh. Put a sock in it mate. He's just made a comprehensive and very helpful post that would have taken alot of time and effort, which seems way beyond your capacity. Your agression and the way you're trying to shoot him down kind of makes you come off as petty and jealous.

First time I went to berezino. Sniped. ...Never again.

Probably one of the most moving threads I've seen on this forum. I believe the way you play this game reflects who you are. People like to say 'oh its just a game it doesn't matter what I do'. But It's that attitude that reflects who you are. Just because you're anonymous you can do as you please? The nature of the game (no real consequences for your actions) allows you to act how YOU want. It brings out your inner self. Some people like to be a medic and help people, some people like to snipe new spawns on the coast. I sure know which person I would rather know in real life. The constraints of society and the consequences one might face keeps us from acting how we would like to out of the video game world, we must act accordingly. So we go with the flow. I believe myself to be a nice guy in real life, and that is how I play the game majority of the time.

If it stops people retrieving their gear after they die, I'm for it. I admit, I go after my dead body at time, but that's only because I can. I believe once your dead, your dead. No going back for your gear you had in a previous life. Perhaps they could make changes in the stand alone. Make it so you can't retrieve items from your own body. I sort of like the hide body mechanic at the moment. Keeps high-end gear down.

Best Death: Found a bike in Elektro. Was riding it up and down the main road, picked up alot of zombies, and I mean ALOT of zombies. Rode back to the school. There was 3 guys in side. They complimented me on my awesome bike. I then turn around to see the biggest zombie train in my DayZ life. Shit just got real. I casually step off my bike and equip my hatchet, all at the same time saying to the guys "don't worry I got this!" I start hacking away. One by one they start falling, I agilely manoeuvre my way around the writhing mass of zombies, so as not to get struck down. But it was no use. There were too many. I hear from the school. "Wow this guys a beast!". I look at my zombie kill count. It's up to 20. There was still an uncountable amount left. I realise I wouldn't get out of this alive. So in my last burst of strength I yell "FREEEEEDOOMMM!" and start hacking away with all I have left. I took a few more down before I succumbed to the frenzied horde. I fell unconscious as they began to eat me alive. My screams still to this day Echo through out Elektro. Worst Death: Found my first ever chopper sitting in a field. Get in. To my surprise it was in top condition. Look up how to fly a chopper. With my newly acquired knowledge I get in and burl it up. Not 10 metres off the ground I clip some power lines I didn't realise were there. Chopper blows up. I die. Just like that.

Hahahaha, bambis. That's great. I'm gonna use that term from now on.

Eh, depending on how you play, you don't really live that long. I woulda had as much fun with it as I could since I know it would be short lived. Would have become boring once you had what you needed. So PvP would have been the next option.

Trust me they do that...

Jesus, the bit at 6:30 even made me jump.