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Quagmire (DayZ)

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Everything posted by Quagmire (DayZ)

  1. Quagmire (DayZ)

    If DayZ was Real, how would you act?

    ITT: lot of zombies should an infection break out.
  2. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Put gun to head. Pull trigger.

    /me points at the door.
  3. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Tracer Ammunition

    Aye but they're not enabled in DayZ love. 90% sure they're not anyway, probably need some one else to confirm this actually.
  4. It's a tough world, deal with it bitch. Oh and thanks for creating another addition to the spam of duplicate topics. 'cause we all thought everything was cool until you came along and politely informed us of this urgent issue.
  5. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Friend's Alienware

    I lol'd.
  6. Quagmire (DayZ)

    AI Survivors in Cities and Villages

    No. Rocket has already said such a thing will never actually happen however it will be possible to create more secure 'player made bases' in the future. AI civilians will not come into play at all. Also use the search feature on the forums for the love of god. That's the nicest I could be.
  7. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Tracer Ammunition

    A non-retarded topic in the suggestion area? I approve greatly, sir.
  8. So you've killed a lot of people and not learned a lot about paragraphs? I'd put the game down and pick up a book.
  9. Zero points for aversionfx, and ten points for L33tmoaf. He knows what I'm getting at. You would need a funnel or like what's in the video, a sheet in order to help capture the rain into the small neck of the bottle otherwise you would gather next to nothing unless it's been raining for an exceptionally long time.
  10. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Camping tents glitched

    Algorithms in-game don't allow such things, most objects that you can place in game are actually partially in the ground to compensate. Putting a larger structure on a hill for example would appear as part of the tent in a hill.
  11. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Fun to done in less than 30 minutes...

    Tell me about it. I wish I owned an almighty internet hammer that bans these people from the entire internet.. one day I'll get my wish. Hang on let me phone China.
  12. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Another zombie thread

    No.
  13. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Shock Paddles

    No.
  14. Quagmire (DayZ)

    idea for a starting weapon

    No.
  15. Quagmire (DayZ)

    A Note Pad

    Pen and papers exist in real life. So no.
  16. Fun idea for you kids, get an empty water bottle (has to be 1ltr) and the next time it rains, put it outside and see how much water you collect in it. Seriously, try it.
  17. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Fun to done in less than 30 minutes...

    Really now? I wasn't aware Rocket develop Arma2. Oh wait, because he didn't and the money you spent went to Bohemia Interactive. Do not fault someone else for your own stupidity if you make decisions without doing any research. You don't rush into Cherno without scanning the area first, you scan that bad boy out, see what the situation is. The same method one should apply before purchasing anything.
  18. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Dislike option for comments

    Sometimes I like to use my like's ironically. Mindfucks people into a false sense of security. I like this.
  19. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Starting a "serious" group

    Nearly a quarter of the way around the world is a general timezone? With a difference of 5 hours if you're on the east coast of the US up to 8 hours. I was going to abandon this thread but making you sound more and more of a muppet is becoming quite enjoyable actually.
  20. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Fun to done in less than 30 minutes...

    SirAdmiral.. scroll back up to my previous comment, look at the second line you should see some word there that will help you understand. Well actually balls to it, you seem simple. The word is Alpha. Alpha stage of a new mod, game anything means that it's pretty much still just an idea with programming behind it to show the concept. An Alpha stage is RARELY even available to the public to watch, let alone play so you should be grateful you have even experienced DayZ so far. Other than that, we still don't care. If you can't grasp the fact this mod still isn't even developed full yet then you should be spending your free time reading books.. perhaps start with colouring books to help your brain develop further. Remember kids: education first, play time later. Bless your cotton socks, you muppet.
  21. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Starting a "serious" group

    Okay for the final nail in the coffin there is a 5 hour difference between the US and the UK. If 5 hours is the same timezone then fuck me I must be late for work.. or still early? Ooo the dilemma! Good day, sir.
  22. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Starting a "serious" group

    Oh watch out we've got a badass over here! Excuse me while I shit myself.
  23. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Starting a "serious" group

    Serious Age 13+ usa, canada or UK I can't take this topic seriously.
  24. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Zombie Children YAY or NAY

    Personally, I hate children. I'm all for this. Also if you want say no, I have an ageism card up my sleeve take that, legal system.
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