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Quagmire (DayZ)

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  1. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Will my laptop run this?

    http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri/intro.aspx Have you heard about the magical being that is google? Muppet.
  2. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Can you permanently remove a tent?

    Flatten them with any vehicle.
  3. If the tents didn't disappear after you died imagine the amount of tents there would be all over the map. The tent loss on death is nescessary however I would say let it stay there for 1 hour after you die so you could retrieve gear stored, since that is their purpose I suppose. That's just my opinion anyway and I haven't even found a tent to set up yet.
  4. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Profiles....and switching

    When you buy the game you get assigned a CD-key. That CD-key is what tracks your player progress on the hive. And yes, I would consider it cheating kinda.. because when you die you just log on your second account and you're geared up with weapons you've whored unlike the rest of us that scream GOD DAMN BUGGY DAYZ I HATE THIS!!! then have a smoke to simmer down and spawn on that beach. :P
  5. Quagmire (DayZ)

    too many servers?

    I think you must be new here. Did you try to connect to any servers? The handful that updated as soon as the hotfix was released was full. I was queued last night and got no where. So nope, don't think there's too many servers however I would say that there's too many PASSWORDED servers. That needs to stop since you can easily obtain weapons ect then just go into a public server geared up.
  6. Quagmire (DayZ)

    I hope im not the only one?

    Stop being a muppet. But aye OP, he's doing a Smashing job. It's just a shame that the community he's trying hard to please mainly consist of morons who have no idea what's going on and consider this to be a "fully developed game".
  7. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Each update character reset why?

    #1 rocket wasn't even mentioned #2 it is an alpha which doesn't need fixed, it needs to be finished #3 Who's the moron now?
  8. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Can not enter servers

    Search the forums. Protip: About 5 topics down if that....
  9. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Can not enter servers

    No, it's bugged providing an "unreleased" version. Don't give advise without knowing the information yourself.
  10. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Each update character reset why?

    Bahaha well played, sir. EDIT: Oh good god this keeps getting more hilarious!
  11. Quagmire (DayZ)

    hey guys need your help...1.7.2.3

    Want my help? Top right hand side of this page, you'll see a magical search box.
  12. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Levels?

    Huh I don't remember going into the suggestion sub-forum. But since you've posted here I'll respond. No, you muppet. It is, as previously mentioned. A simulator. If I kill someone in real life do you think I suddenly have more blood in my body, or the ability to see through dense fog? Now clear off.
  13. Quagmire (DayZ)

    What i need to play?

    I want to stab you with a broken glass.
  14. You must be new here. This forum is already cancer ridden as well as the servers (hackers and the likes), the fact of the matter is it cannot be stopped until very strict sanctions are made to prevent it from happening. We're now into an age were kids all have easy access to the computer, internet, phones ect and have no control over it. So long as people are safe in their house they will say the most horrific things to anyone. But take away that screen and give them a person in front and the majority wouldn't make a peep. Thus is the cancer.
  15. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Each update character reset why?

    Are you under the impression that this is a finished mod..? It's Alpha, bugs are prevalent and you're going to lose your gear a lot. Deal with it.
  16. Quagmire (DayZ)

    All gear is gone....

    This needed a new topic? I took a shit about half an hour ago, perhaps I should of posted the details here too..
  17. Quagmire (DayZ)

    whats going on?

    Use the fucking search box.. jesus I'm starting to hate a lot of people on this forums.
  18. Quagmire (DayZ)

    CAN I RUN IT!?

    My love for you has been restored, have a good day, sir.
  19. No to all of this. I'm not even going to justify my answer, it's all that silly. Edit: Danccing I swear to god stop using purple text in every topic it's impossible to read.
  20. Quagmire (DayZ)

    weeping angel...

    Once again the 'zombies' in DayZ are actually infected humans, not the living dead. Thus not supernatural. So no to this topic, and no this isn't the right area. A wild stab in the dark might suggest this would go in the section titled 'Suggestions'
  21. Quagmire (DayZ)

    Forum Errors via Google

    The forums recently changed however google isn't the only search device in the world.. look at the top right of this page that white box with the word 'search...' in it.
  22. Quagmire (DayZ)

    CAN I RUN IT!?

    Fuck off, we get this same post up to 3 times per day minimum. Kids don't have discipline any more so they require insulting until proven competent.
  23. Quagmire (DayZ)

    WTF IS THIS ?

    Oh my god! You randomly died? Then spawned in debug forest?! And lot all your gear?!?!?! This is clearly a phenomenon unheard of in DayZ... the Alpha mod.. you bellend. Oh behalf of BI I would like to thank you for supporting some of the better gaming companies in the world today by purchasing ArmAII and on that note we would all like you to leave the internet until the point of puberty has been reached then passes. Cuddles and kisses, Quagmire.
  24. Quagmire (DayZ)

    There are NO servers that are empty

    Did this really need a new topic?
  25. This is the only issue so far.
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