Boof (DayZ)

Things I say to the people I play with just before I get sniped. "There's no one here, let's just sprint across" "There's no one here, just start the fire here" "Are you STILL looting? Hurry up, we're hanging around way too long."

Cool story bro. No really.

And so it was that gibson merrily rode off into the hills, not quite sure what to make it of it all. A short moment later, a satchel charge explosion echoed from over the hills of Cherno.

Collecting shit is basically the end game. Shit, it's basically THE game.

This is true of me only when I'm in possession of a bike.

Agreed. Everyone should play Arma a few times to gain perspective and appreciation for other games. Can't appreciate the sweet without knowing bitter and all that.

Me and a friend once combat logged to trees. We found someone's tent that had good gear in it, and were looting it. Suddenly we thought we heard footsteps and quickly took cover prone under some trees. In the following minute we both ended up breaking our legs. Mad panic ensued as we decided to gtfo before things got more weird.

As the cries of indignation echo throughout the tubes of the net after the hacker attack, I, the admin, am summoned to the server. A quick look through the logs reveals Bonehead3535's unscrupulous activity. I crack my knuckles and use an actual hammer to smash the ban key on my keyboard, destroying it in the process. I connect my reserve and perform a server rollback to icythrower's post BUT... I pick up the coveted beans rolling down the slope and place them atop the tower of Green Mountain before I log out.

There are no middle aged men on the internet. Pics or it didn't happen.

It's not bugged, just hardcoded into the game that anything you're specifically looking for never spawns.

Don't start cheating, just find a decent private server until they fix their shit in standalone.

You are awesome and really good at this game.

How do I get good like you?

15 minutes later they were slaughtered by a crazed lee enfield wielding fresh spawn, never to see the truck or the gear again.

One disappeared in the middle of me looting its meat. Only got 4 steaks out of the deal! http://youtu.be/dhp9Tsw7Oyk