The UAZ I stole on US21

[The UAZ I stole on US21]

CQF are a bunch of carebear boobs. It must've been them. It sounds exactly like something they would do.

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[Starting a Productive Bandit Clan w/ Roles!]

I could be interested.

I would just like to add one thing. In combat situations, one person gives orders and the rest follow. If the perosn giving the orders makes a bad call or gets half the squad wiped, we should switch it up.

PM me if you'd like.

[Looking for bandit crew]

I am well organized, well geared, and want to join up. I know you're probably not looking for too many more people, but I play a lot and know what I'm doing.

It could be... magical. :D

[Looking for serious(ish)/productive bandits.]

I tried calling but you hit the bitch button.

:(

[Fucknobs need not apply]

Here's the deal:

I'm sick of all the retards. I joined a large clan so that I could find a group of people to play this game who were organized, well disciplined, and smart about it. What I found instead was a bunch of chatty high-school twats who never shutup about random bullshit, even while in the middle of a firefight.

Trying to do organized or strategic hits on targets (whether they are survivors or looting sites) is like pulling teeth with these people.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for having fun and bullshitting sometimes, but I also want to know that the person who I'm travelling with has my back when the shit hits the fan, and that I can depend on them.

Anyone interested in either forming a group like that, or recruiting me to an already existing group, please send me a PM or reply to this thread.

I am well geared, and 26 years old. Age doesn't matter much to me as long as you're not, well, a fucknuckle.

Let's loot, pillage, and burn all of chernarus.