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Teach (DayZ)

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  1. For now atleast the Z's can only walk indoors, so if you have some on you, it's advised to run through buildings, same thing applies to high hills and pinetrees. Also, the best two places to gear up as a fresh spawn are Chernogorsk and Elektrozavodsk. What you are looking for there are fire stations, pubs, supermarkets, industrial sites/warehouses. The Z's can feel overwhelming at first, but once you get used to them, you can just ignore them most of the time. edit: Darnit Furry, you got the gold.
  2. So tonight I had the most effed up dream ever. So I was just at the Olympic stadium watching a football (soccer to Americans) match, it was Argentina vs Spain and for some reason Lionel Messi was there and he couldn't get a goal no matter how hard he tried. Suddenly I hear gunfire and everyone in the stadium starts panicking, for a while I hide behind one of the seats and these 4 guys just pass me, they are all merry and are just repeatedly singing "We are the bandits" with a happy tone. At this point i am bloody panicking but I manage to sneak a peek. I see two guys with ghillie suit (low-res just like in my DayZ), a survivor and a guy with a turban just like in DayZ. So one of them spots me and just starts spraying while he sings, I of course panic even more and the first reaction to it is to alt+f4 but I just couldn't find the right buttons. Finally though after taking a hit I find the right button combination and manage to bail out of there using alt+f4. So in short, I just used alt+f4 to bail from my own bloody dream.
  3. Teach (DayZ)

    Shit DayZ players say (contribute!)

    "There's a player in the bush.. Guys, there's a player there over by the bushes!! .... Nevermind, it's a pig" "Fucking Kamenka"
  4. Teach (DayZ)

    Would you rather be killed by a Hacker or a Bug?

    A bug hands down. As much as it sucks, it's still better than giving a hacker the sick pleasure they seem to get from killing you.
  5. Teach (DayZ)

    I have officially played too much DayZ!

    Yeah, I've had quite a few dreams about DayZ but before last night they were very unclear and I hardly remembered them after waking up. Oh and cheers everyone for the beans :)
  6. There are SUPPOSED to be hundreds of posts like these. In a working community, the more pressure you put on the developers, the more likely they are to do something about it.
  7. Teach (DayZ)

    Banned for using Hacked/duped weapons

    You do make a valid point about not knowing if it belongs or not. My question is though; now that you do know, what do you intend to do with the weapon?
  8. Teach (DayZ)

    I have officially played too much DayZ!

    I didn't mean it as disrespect btw, just wanted to clarify :)
  9. Teach (DayZ)

    I have officially played too much DayZ!

    I guess this is one of those moments identical to how every time I play online, I learn more about my mother's sex life, if you get my drift.
  10. Teach (DayZ)

    I have officially played too much DayZ!

    Believe what you wish, it's all the same to me. :)
  11. Teach (DayZ)

    I have officially played too much DayZ!

    Let me get this straight, I never alt-f4 out of combat. And as a medic I even punish for that. The dream just reflects DayZ in its entirety :D
  12. Teach (DayZ)

    Banned for using Hacked/duped weapons

    In my opinion by using the hacked weapons is almost as bad as spawning them in yourself. If I see a tent/vehicle or a player with one, even as being a medic I do everything I can do dispose of them (Yes, including murder).
  13. Teach (DayZ)

    I have officially played too much DayZ!

    I have been called worse :D And damnit, you got my hopes up, that sounded like a fantastic combination!
  14. Teach (DayZ)

    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    Medical team signing off for today, we'll be operational again in about 12 hours.
  15. Teach (DayZ)

    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    Accepting medical missions, we can reach you at any location on the map. Hit me up on steam or skype found on my signature :)
  16. Teach (DayZ)

    Script restriction #87?

    Some of the servers seem to be working again, it appears they have reverted the update.
  17. This is happening to everyone, it is because of the BE server update. All we can do now is wait it out.
  18. Teach (DayZ)

    "Kicked from game" Battle Eye restriction 98

    There are other posts like this, it seems to be an issue with the latest BE server update. Atleast 20-30 different servers are reporting the same issue with a different # number, but the problem remains the same. All we can do now is wait it out.
  19. Teach (DayZ)

    Script restriction #87?

    BattlEye: Enabling hackers and mucking things up for the common folk since (Enter year here)
  20. Teach (DayZ)

    Battleye Script Restriction 90... What?

    It's because of the new BattlEye update, the reason some servers are still playable is because they haven't had the rolling update yet. I am sure BE will fix this issue in no time. (Atleast that is what I think it is, we had 5 people seeing "battleye initialized" "battleye is up to date" just before we got kicked.)
  21. Teach (DayZ)

    Script restriction #87?

    Alright, I should've taken a closer look at the topics as there already is one reporting this bug. And thanks for the responses
  22. Teach (DayZ)

    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    Just add what your situation is (ie. are you bleeding out, do you have broken legs, how much blood etc) and a medic will contact you if one is near your area, it's also good to add your steamid or skypeid to make things easier
  23. Teach (DayZ)

    Antibiotics anyone?

    Hello, you will have much better luck posting your need for help in here: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/3910-need-medical-assistance-we-can-help/
  24. Teach (DayZ)

    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    I have a patient in need of a blood transfusion in balota airfield but I am at the complete opposite end of the map. Any medics available around that area?
  25. Teach (DayZ)

    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

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