Don Gordleone

So it's even crazier than I thought? Great! lol

Is this why you spawn with a black outfit on sometimes, or with a stupid brown and blue one? That is in no way related to my actions as I thought it was, but I just randomly spawn in different gear every time. It really annoys me actually because the black outfit is considerably better for hiding.

Is this why me and my friend cant see the same servers on six updater even though we both are running the newest version? We can't seem to work out what is going on here.

I wondered why this game felt so natural! lol! Good post Ossirish!

I have never actually video'd myself playing games before, but I downloaded Camstudio recorder and tried it today and it was a huge fail. The video was all weird colours and weird screen cuts and the sound didn't merge with it, and the separate sound file wouldn't work at all. Can anyone advise me of the best/easiest way to video myself gaming for a laugh? I mean videoing the screen of the game, not my face or anything! lol

Cheers guys! Will try Bandicam!

I got this error, couldnt get on for a while again, and now I am back on. Try again now.

Yep, me and my mate just got booted from the game with same error at exact same moment, but he says he got into a game again now.

It's not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean! lmao! The gun is irrelevant, it's where you shoot them that matters! Aim for the nutsack!

Nothing is more hilarious than springing a one man ambush on an unsuspecting victim, only to have the guy start instantly screaming into voice chat "DONT SHOOT! NO! DONT KILL ME! PLEASE DONT KILL ME!" While making his best attempt to zig zag at you like a headless chicken with an axe raised above his head! Needless to say, I shot him. He hit the deck, but my impromptu ambush had alerted another nearby zombie, panicing I spun round, expecting a horde, but finding just one, so took my time and popped him one in the face. Only to realise, I was still being attacked! Spinning round I could not see where from, only to look down just in time to see my original victim chopping my legs off with his axe! The morale of my story, always check your victims are actually dead!

I think I was more annoyed because I didn't know what redacted meant! That's alright then, thought someone was trolling my first Bandit story. Trust me, they will get better! lol I hope I didn't offend you back, I might be a little tipsy cus it's the Twelfth! For the record I get black eye's all the time! lmao!

I'm guessing your covering half your face in your avatar because someone punched you and gave you a black eye?

ACtually I found a HE grenade in a deer stand earlier and couldn't work out why I couldn't throw it. I am assuming that it is meant for guns with grenade launchers now. But I have never seen half of the guns in this game, everywhere I go, same guns. Enfield, Winchester, Double Barrel Shotgun, and AKM. Never seen a sniper or nade launcher.

The original bug report actually says he was crouching, not prone, in a field 200 meters away. So no I think your wrong. I am getting aggro further away while crouched, but my head is entirely visible and visibilty stay at like 70% or something in daytime while crouched. So I was pointing out that this seems reasonable, unless zombie's are all meant to have cataracts or something. Just for the record, 200m isnt that far. It's 1/5th of 1km. I mean, I can see players about 3 miles away in this game sometimes. Just for the record I am not trolling, I just read the original post. I probably shouldn't be posting on bug reports though, so I will refrain from commenting on any others before I get a slap from the admins.

I have a potatoe gun, but alas, could not find a potatoe spawn!

Oh yeah, I know that "Battleye Global Ban #78F2." anywhere, thats the one where you get banned for having a low IQ!

I'm a pretty new player and earlier on today I didn't notice a huge difference with Zombie aggro ranges. I did aggro some a few times when I was crouch running from moderately far away, but I mean, it was broad daylight and they could see me. I actually think the worst thing is that the zombies run so damn fast! I prefer slower zombies, not insanely slow, but slow and sure, I mean, you can't gun them all down anyway cus you will run out of ammo, fast one's just means you die all the time from zombies, more people would starve from failed attempts to sneak into places and having to run away etc. At the minute if I need to run, I just let myself die because I know I cant shake zombies no matter what I do.

It annoys me how you can just log off and on again to escape pretty much anything. This is definitely a major problem with this game. Characters need to be server specific. Also this is a hilarious thread, the thrill of the hunt is exactly right! Nothing beats the rush once the first shot has been fired!