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  1. resident_leeonheart@yahoo.com

    Funny DayZ Spoofs

    DayZ "Gamma and Brightness" Day02
  2. resident_leeonheart@yahoo.com

    Girls

    I'm a kitten playing a puppy. *Purrrwooof*
  3. Sounds pretty much like hackers is giving you a hard time. Goodbye fellow survivor, hello PK.
  4. Sh1+ happens. Hope your friend is kind enough to keep your gears for you.
  5. And this one time at banned camp, we all lost our beans and we were supposed to play in this server, but we didn't know it, so we just made it up and we kept playing and playing and the admin didn't know what we were doing and it was sooo funny.
  6. I was trapped in the Cherno church the same way until i log into a low population foreign server. I still have no toolbox till this day.
  7. resident_leeonheart@yahoo.com

    Funny DayZ Spoofs

    Some unintentional laughs from its SyFy quality acting and amateurish photography.
  8. Davis talks a bit about DayZ in the latest episode of REMAG( and having a pretty host helps too..) Ep. 11 link: Check out more vids at The Game Station IGN, Kotaku, Penny Arcade... who's left? Angry Joe needs to play this.
  9. Bandit: Hey there fellow survivor, wanna be friends? Survivor: Umm, There's blood on your shirt and hands. Bandit: Oh it's just ketchup. Survivor: I see... ... ... WATCH OUT! ZED BEHIND YOU! Bandit: Wha-? (turns around) *BANG!* -Bandit dead- I like this idea better :rolleyes:
  10. Loaded an entire clip of Makarov onto a zed and it still lives. Swap to my M1014 shotgun and it took two shots just to bring the zed down :facepalm:
  11. I've posted this earlier today in the Funny Spoof thread under 'Gallery'
  12. resident_leeonheart@yahoo.com

    Funny DayZ Spoofs

    Yes, you may. Penny Arcade tackles DayZ: http://penny-arcade....omic/2012/07/30 I bet most of us have experienced the same situation( twice myself on Cherno)
  13. You're posting survival tips and hacker threads in the forums.
  14. Patches of blood on shirt and shoes for visual detection.
  15. Would be nice if the survivors have a 3 day timer to kill each other and starts out with a random bag of goods ranging from weapons like hatchet, crowsbows, sub machine guns to useful items like a GPS tracker to track the players, binoc, bulletproof vest, etc. Useless items like pot lids and rolls of tissue for those with bad luck( they will have to fins their own weapons) And all of that would require another mod or standalone game. Those who haven't seen Battle Royale( I doubt it) can find the whole movie on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VwE5-ecnH8g In recent news, CW Network is looking to making Battle Royale into a T.V series: http://www.escapistm...e-Royale-Series
  16. Voted: "Keep Night Vision; Remove Thermal"
  17. Hunger Games can be overlong and boring. It was made in mind for young teens and the Twilight generation. Also the shaky cam can be a bit disorientating and the lack of violence for a movie like this is inexcusable. Stick with Battle Royale.
  18. Almost thought the thread title was "ArmA 2 Real Life Hacking Simulator" :P It's just a mod not a standalone game( although that's coming if everything works out for Rocket) Try playing the ArmA 2 main campaigns for a change. It's really great once you get into it. ;) ps. so many posters is using "It's Alpha" for their comments it should've become a meme.
  19. I'm still waiting for a proper Battle Royale game. DayZ does give some hope that it can be made as an ArmA 2 mod but custom character models might be an issue. Prefers the 3D anniversary jp trailer: Messa da Requiem by Verdi makes all the difference~
  20. I tried to fill water my water bottle yesterday but it doesn't seem to work( probably server lag) so i keep right clicking and "refill water" suddenly half a minute later i have 3 water bottles! Umm... yay? :|
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