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Guy in my Mumble just found one off Berezino's coast.

Can of beans.

Sounds like hax.

You're pretty much screwed, sorry.Even if you had better specs, you can never entirely cut out server lag.

I am fairly certain that this will be addressed in a patch in the near future. Fear not!

Pics please.

Rofl. Your fault for trusting him. As to why he did it? When people get the highest tier gear, many get bored and start to hunt other players.

I consider myself lucky, I guess, because I've seen very little hacking. Most recent time was a jet strafing/bombing run in Electro. Yes, a jet.

Meet me at NWAF, you can have my AS50 ;)

I'm playing as my first girl just to try something different. That's all there is to it.

Well, THAT is actually an entirely different sidearm. Military spawn.

If you get shot in the chest with a .50 cal, do you think you'll survive? If anything I'd be for adding more content, more toys. Keeps the mod interesting.

It would not at all be effective to dual wield weapons in a realistic setting. This isn't CoD: bullets matter and your accuracy will go to total poo.

Cool story.

Agreed. The speed is dumb but necessary. But the zagging? No one irl can run like that, and makes outdoor killing a bitch.

Sorry, I poorly typed my thoughts: I meant to say that if the OP doesn't mind holding onto the suits until they're fixed, then he can go ahead, but that I would otherwise skip it for now.

Ghillie suits will devour your soul as of the latest patch (despite what the wiki and patch notes say, they are STILL bugged afaik). But if someone thinks they can hold onto them long enough for them to be fixed, knock ya self out.

Can't say I've had any, honestly. Always something dumb...falling off a building, friendly fire...

That happened to me today. Killed by friendly fire, respawned on my corpse as if nothing had happened. Inventory and stats hadn't changed, but my body lie on the ground with all of my stuffz. In other words, insta-dupe.

Hey all. My settings won't save for some reason. I've done it in the past, but ever since I started playing DayZ, nothing will save. This includes key binds as well as video and audio settings. I would change them myself but I can't find my player profile anywhere on my HDD. It doesn't seem to be in My Documents or the Steam folder. Help? :(

Lucky. Last server I was on had a penis made out of these markers.

Post from 4chan, spread on Reddit, ends up here. But what I do like about it is how it so eloquently captures some of the purer essence of DayZ, even if the story is total BS (it is green text, after all).

Thanks. I got it about half an hour ago. As usual, I'm a moron and missed something obvious. I had the profile file set to read-only, which is why the settings never saved. *facedesk* Thanks for the answer anyways! Have some beans.

Go kill other players or continue to loot. Aye, not many options. Maybe shoot up an entire town? Blow through some ammo?