Zexis

The Cherno Shoe Wars."Yeah I'm friendly" *BAM* "LOLjk just wanted your Adidas :)" People will be heading to the NWAF not for military equipment, but the legendary Air Jordans.

If you're tight on cash, save your money if ARMA itself doesn't interest you. Seems silly to buy it when standalone is (hopefully) just around the corner if you don't want to actually play the game you're paying for. Which I will again reiterate: you will be buying ARMA, not DayZ. Maybe that's exceedingly obvious to you, but to many it seemingly is not.

It seems funny to call it beta testing when it will be called an alpha product upon release. That is, of course, unless Rocket has pushed this thing back so it doesn't feel so alpha-y.

Hell no. They should've hidden the tent better.

If you have cash to blow, go ahead and get it now. Expect it to be buggy, expect there to be hackers on pubs. If nothing else, you'll still have ARMA, which can be a fun game in its own right. Just don't expect to be able to Rambo it (but I'm sure you already know that).

As an elite spy, you should be jumping at such an opportunity. You might even be able to bang the bride on your way out.

Instead of an illness, let's make it radiation. And you have to periodically change out your gas mask filter. And high-grade ammunition can be used as currency with other players. And there are mutants who roam the wastes. And...

Best of luck, hope no one map missiles you. Edit: That would actually be hilarious.

Before I go back to uni, please.

I think it's wrong to call it a FPS. There shouldn't be enough ammo for people to play it as one, anyways. I'd called it an MMOS: Massively Multiplayer Online Survival game

Twist: the bots are super OP and use aimbot.

It's been rumored that the standalone will require at least 32 GB of RAM to run. ...anything above 60 and you're not going to see a huge difference. 100+ lolwut.Unless you aren't cereal, that is.

Hello. I am not a hater. But can someone please explain to me what this fascination with MLP is? Like, is it a legitimately enjoyable show or is has it just evolved into some strange cult phenomenon? Sincerely, Confused non-brony

Xbox? I don't want that gamer culture in DayZ. No sir.

Uhh...what's my avatar again? Edit: Oh, okay. It's General RAAM from Gears of War.