oled123@hotmail.co.uk

I swear I see this same topic every time I come onto these forums

Protip: open doors then move out of the way, everyone has had their legs broken once or twice when we were new to the game, if you've managed to do it 4 times and still haven't learnt then you aren't the brightest crayon in the box, simple at that.

As the title suggests I'm looking for a rangefinder and a coyote backpack, for each of the items you trade to me you can pick one of these: Ghillie suit, SVD Camo, M4A1 SD, M4A3 CCO, NVGs. Either contact me by replying on this topic, PMing me here or adding me on Skype at "fishwithfacesandbadbraces" or at steam at "OliverD1995" I look forward to hearing from you. P.S To help improve my credibility you can see a topic here where I have already been involved in a trade and didn't shoot the person I was trading with: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/46862-successfull-trade-it-is-possible/#entry446383

I'm afraid I'll be trading eNemy instead as he had the other item I want as well, sorry.

Not knowing that when you use the scroll wheel on a ladder and see the option "drop down ladder" that it doesn't make your player slide down, he just lets go of the fucking ladder.

M14 AIM is pretty common at crashsites and is a monster in PVP, too loud for zombies though.

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So I know pretty much nothing about guns, what's the difference between these two assault rifles?

Yeah the duping problem is pretty bad, I myself know the location of a tent with M4 SD, NVGs and a ghile that I just keep going to.

I feel your life lacks purpose if you feel the need to comment stuff like that.

Okay so I know everybody knows that the static military zombie bodies at places such as Balota cause these graphical glitches, I was wondering if anyone has figured out a solution besides avoiding these places?

I've been having this problem for awhile now, whenever I tell people to meet me on a certain server they say they don't see it, this happens with multiple servers until we eventually find one we both see. We are both on the same beta patch and DayZ version.

The commentary made it really funny actually, you clearly don't realise he was joking.

At the moment it's near to impossible to pull of a robbery without your victim ALT F4ing.

Medic Available I'm Operating In The South West, PM me here or add me on steam- "OliverD1995"

That's a good idea, go right ahead :P

Available Now- I'm currently in Zelengorsk and am willing to come to the aid of the first person who asks, either PM me here or add me on steam- "OliverD1995".

You're at the NW Airfield and you're talking about not taking any risks?

It doesn't sound to me like you're in the position to be picky.

My character on DayZ just died in a long gun fight, now I'm going to go into Elektro and try to scare somepeople by seeing how long I can follow them or other stupid shit like that, come watch :D www.twitch.tv/oliverd1995

I feel like you should've added a "I really couldn't care less" option

I had this problem, I disconnected and reconnected and it fixed itself but every time I pressed double shift it would lock itself, the next day the problem stopped so I think it's a server problem.

Medic Available Hi guys I'm free to help some people out, I'm currently around the Balota Airfield, feel free to PM me here or add me on steam at "OliverD1995"

I sent you a PM

Available Hi guys I'm free to come and help you guys out, if you need a medic either PM me on here or add me on steam at OliverD1995, first come first serve I'm just north of Elektro.