Meepo (DayZ)

Oh shit, my bad, fellas. I'm gonna necro this thread just to let you guys know that the problem was with my router. I needed to open my ports. After that, it worked fine.

I like how you made it look like someone just confused an elephant with an iguana. Be reasonable. [sAS] looks almost exactly the fucking same as {SAS} and can easily be mistaken at a glance.

Completely unnecessary mudslinging.

Stupidest fucking thing I've seen today. Please enlighten me as to how the addition of a taser would turn DayZ into APB: Reloaded. Go ahead, humor me. Is there a food/water system in APB? How about sickness and broken bones? The ability to put up tents and store items? What about the most basic element of DayZ: a world full of zombies? No? Then fuck off with your "THIS SUGGESTION HAS SOMETHING THAT I'VE SEEN IN ANOTHER GAME AND THAT MAKES IT BAD".

I just made a thread like this about an hour ago. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/43575-player-xxx-died-of-a-heart-attack/

Ah, nice suggestion! I'll edit it into the main post.

My apologies if this idea has been stated already or if this isn't even possible to do, but I see no harm in sharing it regardless. You don't have to be an avid DayZ player to know that people disconnecting at the slightest hint of danger (most likely when they realize you've got your sights on them) is a problem that's becoming frustratingly common. But way back when I tried out "World of Warcraft", I can remember that there used to be a brief countdown before you were logged out. I was too nervous to ever exit the game without letting the countdown complete, fearing my account would somehow corrupt or something. With this in mind, what if a sort of "timer" was implemented for safe logout in DayZ? Now I know what you're thinking: Hitting Alt+F4 can instantly close the window, bypassing any timer and allowing the logger to safely exit, right? But what if (and here's the part I was iffy about if it were possible) that users who abruptly disconnect without using the Timer and then relog on, suddenly die of a "Heart Attack"? It might even discourage server hopping by slowing down the speed at which they can disconnect/reconnect, albeit for only a few moments, but I digress. Anyway, what do you all think? [EDIT]: Alternately, as Ohelig brought up: "the character shouldn't disappear until that timer (now taken over by the server) hits zero" to give the other player/zed a chance to finish off the logger.

What's stopping CQF from doing the same to that server as well? You mean "become part of the problem". Whatever you say, Sam Fisher. I fixed that one for you.

Fix'd that for ya. Also: Have fun getting your server blacklisted over and over for illegal banning.

ITT: A power abuser tries to defend himself with shitty excuses.

Except that, thanks to CQF's actions, you wouldn't be able to do that because most (if not all) of the helpful equipment is now hoarded off the map.

I cannot facepalm hard enough.

You may want to actually say what's on your mind instead of being vague, cause it makes it seem like you have no idea what you're talking about. If you want a legitimate response, plainly state whats on your mind. Now try again.

Just upload the video already. If you want help, then provide the evidence.

Oh boy, a MEME! That'll show me! Boy howdy, nothing says "Look how mature I am" like throwing an internet meme with some WORDS on it at the end of your post. You sure hammered in your point! Which was what, by the way? That the anti-CQF couldn't stop the CQF? When did I imply that they did? If you could actually read, you'd see I was quoting Landshark, who explained that the anti-CQF was designed to stop the CQF. Then again, if you could actually read, you'd have noticed that post where I said to actually think before you post. But then we wouldn't be having this discussion, now would we? And since you seem to value your little "memes" so much: